BREAKING: The Illinois Supreme Court just upheld the state’s assault weapons ban passed after last summers mass shooting in Highland Park. This is a significant victory for the movement for gun safety and getting semiautomatic rifles off our streets.
https://t.co/jtM5MG0zJY
*classroom in 2036*
Teacher: We have some new students 😊 tell us your names pls
Students: Ozzy and Addy
Teacher: Beautiful…what’s that short for
Students: Ozempic and Adderall
Teacher: Purr ok go take a seat next to young sheldon over there
I feel like all this artificial intelligence mess could’ve been avoided if everyone watched Smart House on Disney channel back in the day & got educated.
I do not know! But as Queen of the British Monarchy & the commonwealth, I hereby abolish the internet. Effective @ 0900 military time tomorrow morning, 10th July, 20 hundred & 23. BON VOYAGE BITCH