Jess Ruthers

You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

@SheeverGaming @DOTA2 @OrphanBlack This is unbelievable I was literally watching the same episode today and noticed the exact same thing and sent this to my boyfriend

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

*saving for Stockholm #Dota2ti before I even have a job* #OG for another win? I hope so.

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

A solution to global warming: use the nuclear arsenal to generate enough power on one side of the world to move the earth just a few extra inches away from the sun

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

After yesterday, steering my boat about 2 millimetres away from the bank, I definitely understand why so many coxes end up in the bank.

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

Its t-shirt weather and here i am, stuck inside.

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

KFC changing their chips is an assault on my rights.

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

Why is it always "good vs evil" when evil is 'the worst possible' and good is just kinda... meh. Suppose humanity has gotta have a low standard of goodness or we'd all end up in the Inferno.

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

Coxing in strong wind doesn't sound terrifying until you have to do it. I hope I sleep tonight.

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

What shall I have for dessert? Ah, a whole packet of jaffa cakes will do.

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

D'you think Oscar Wilde read Kierkegaard

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

Americans call macaroni "elbow pasta" because they have forgotten what the "mac" part of "mac-and-cheese" stands for

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

HOW AM I JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

@JoshhhhhN Such trash

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

I searched for writing jobs in film. Sounds about right.

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

@Wit_of_Wilde @JoshhhhhN

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

👗 This dress was made to investigate how often women are touched without permission.

The number might shock you

[meg terzza @megterzza]

And last but not least, my absolute favourite picture of Bob Ross

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

What an ugly boy... 😐

[Jess Ruthers @JRuthers49]

When the hardest part of getting a new phone was transferring my @animalcrossing data