J.R. White

Writer, Adventurer, Loveable Madman.

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@sarahs_sky It's intentional. There's no getting around it.

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@MarcsBookTalk Dude, I wrote my first novel because I was pissed about a shitty one I'd just read.

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@EODHappyCaptain This is consistent with my experience of "government efficiency."

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@HorrorPaperback I had sphincter spasms for a week 😮‍💨

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@JosieMarcellino

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@HorrorPaperback Not to be confused with Return of the Pizza Boy: Just The Tip, which was in fact in an entirely different genre.

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@twisted_twins The Thing White 🤔

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@YuvalKordov Honestly, the idea of your kiddo ballin' in the corner, just chill as hell, blood of her melon enemy dripping from her immaculately pressed gi, sunglasses firmly in place is pretty cool, though.

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@mooseincrisis Unless the year is 1348 AD.

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@ItsRobbAllen Sobbing neighbor, "If only he'd remembered his mother's maiden name."

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@ItsRobbAllen "In other news, a man in Baltimore has died horribly when his sex-bot failed to recognize his safe word, and he couldn't remember his security questions in time."

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@mooseincrisis Wait... a SHARK is talking shit about what other animals eat?

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@TAR_Kirk You speak of days already gone. A way of life already faded.

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@NickJFreitas @nypost There are often times in life when it's prudent to remember that the dead don't harm the living.

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@ItsRobbAllen You don't need iron sights if you start shooting fresh out of the dryer.

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