It rocks to see the status-and-access-obsessed sports media world discover David's unhinged menschiness. The real ones know how he's been knocking at the corridors of power in a very punk rock way for over a decade. Go subscribe to FOIAball and support his work, it's great!
Peak forecast temperatures over the next 7 days across Western US:
Palm Springs: 109°F
Phoenix: 107°F
Los Angeles: 102°F
Las Vegas: 100°F
San Jose: 95°F
Albuquerque: 92°F
Sacramento: 92°F
San Francisco: 88°F
Denver: 85°F
Salt Lake City: 83°F
Tahoe City: 71°F
It’s only March.
In every "based on a true story" movie from the '90s-'00s, the epilogue always awkwardly ties the protagonist back to one moment with his poorly sketched out wife character
Like:
"Dr. Melvin retired in 1978 and resides in Maryland, where he still finds time for costume parties"
Aghast to learn that after being together for over 12 years, when My First Wife says "I'm ready, I just need to grab a jacket" that she is in fact, not ready at all.
"Let's ask the head of the referees if he agrees with the call that his fellow referee made. Gene, would you like to throw your coworker under the bus in front of millions of people and cast doubt over the validity of your profession?"
"...I agree with the call on the field Joe"
True ball knowers know that this is a rip off of a Wenzler Powers tweet from almost ten years ago about nobody in the Harry Potter books talking about MJ's 90's Bulls run
Sadly, Wenzler is no longer on Twitter
And TFM hasn't come up with anything original since 2019
Stranger Things takes place in the 80s and I understand there’s a lot of shit going down in Hawkins but I find it unrealistic that not a single person has talked about Larry Bird. I’m not even asking for an extensive discussion, just someone to say “damn, Bird put up 42 on the Knicks last night”.