Clyde

Dorito dust connoisseur. I have the Grey Poupon you're looking for

[Clyde @JS032111]

4 fouls on Caruso there in 4 seconds…..none called.

[Clyde @JS032111]

The NBA needs to rescind All NBA honors from Chet. What a phony. Game 7 and this guy is so worried about wemby he has 2 shot attempts and wants nothing to do with this game.

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Jason McIntyre @jasonrmcintyre]

This is slow and unwatchable
Would the Jazz even get a game off these Spurs?

That OKC depth & pressure would eat up the Bulls

[Clyde @JS032111]

Luka and Cade first team all NBA…..weak. Adam Silver and the NBA are cowards going against the 65 game rule they enacted.

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

Notice how MJ is not here..

[Clyde @JS032111]

Ed Gallrein wins over Massie in Kentucky? How in the hell do you trust a man who lets his nose hair grow like this?

[Clyde @JS032111]

“That’s a great defensive play by Brunson” As he’s watching a replay of Hardens entire arm being hit causing him to loose the ball.

[BronsMind @BronsMindset]

using LeBron’s finals record in the debates has always been hilarious when pictures like this exist

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If this is real and I think it is this is the most idiotic promo I’ve ever seen in sports. I like Raven Johnson. But to not put Caitlin Clark on every graphic for every Fever game is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Like would you ever promote a Lakers game without LeBron? Spurs without Wemby? OKC without SGA? It’s so intentional I can’t wrap my brain around it. How can this league be so god damn stupid? #caitlin

[Clyde @JS032111]

@MaryBowdenMD Don’t start spreading this bull shit again bimbo

[Clyde @JS032111]

“That was a great defensive possession for the Cavaliers”

No, that was a pee wee league play call out of a timeout. The Raptors aren’t serious about winning.

[Clyde @JS032111]

RJ Barrett takes the worst possible shot the Raptors could have taken

[Clyde @JS032111]

If Lebron hadn’t hit that 3 to force overtime I would think this dude is throwing the game. Lazy pass after lazy pass

[Clyde @JS032111]

Is Jamal Murray a point guard? If so chill out on all the forced shot attempts and distribute the ball. Is he a shooting guard? Then let Braun bring the ball up the floor and stop dominating it.

[Clyde @JS032111]

Magic up 33 with 8 minutes left and starters in the game…..when they are advancing to the first round. Makes sense

[Clyde @JS032111]

Playoff Al Horford has arrived on time. Kris Dunn is an insane liability on offense. That dude runs down the floor every possession and stands in the corner wanting nothing to do with the ball.

[Clyde @JS032111]

Maybe it’s my internet but this Amazon Prime stream the past two nights has me watching the game in 2006 quality not 2026.

[Clyde @JS032111]

If you’re posting it’s been X amount of days since Iowa has beat Iowa State in football, you must have the most boring uninteresting life possible. Who gives a shit! It’s fucking weird.