Jordan Sizemore

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[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

Just walked by the vending machines at work and saw they want $1.40 for 2 twinkies. If you pay that for 2 twinks, you have a problem!

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

Drive it like you stole it.

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

I dk who Mark Wahlberg plays better. Marcus Luttrell, or Bob Lee Swagger. Either way MarkyMark is the shit.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

@Aglomb26 must have a messed up phone or broken thumbs. Bitch doesn't know how to text back.

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

281-330-8004

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

Well you know it's gonna be a long day at work when you are told to prepare to take 2 lunches!

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

I have a feeling work is gonna be pissed once they realize I forgot to clock out and been clocked in for 25 hours now. #mybad

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

These 3 day work weeks be spoiling me!

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

#WomanCrushWednesday @em_lemmons and da dog

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

Lady at the grocery store asked if I was on a liquid diet. @em_lemmons

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

@em_lemmons can't be anything else!

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

Today is the first day in over 3 weeks I have done absolutely nothing. And I'm completely okay with it.

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

#wcw @em_lemmons

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

@em_lemmons liar

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

If you're a grown man, and you refer to your girlfriend as "boo" you need to go out there and find a pair!

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

Payday~ The day when suddenly it all becomes worth it.

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

#wcw @em_lemmons #lemmonhead

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

@thube72190 you're 100% correct, but I happen to be a 3rd shifter so this begins my day.

[Jordan Sizemore @Js_SizeIsMore]

Yoo-hoos cans should say shake lightly, instead of just "shake it". Kind of wearing my Yoo-hoo this morning.