jonathan

those margaritas not going on my card

[jonathan @JSallyTV]

“There are more teams in the world than just Bayern and Dortmund”

Hummels:

[jonathan @JSallyTV]

@jbridg9 @BossBlunts1 @MoneySoot @SmokeyStock The name of the ‘company’ you are buying is Meta materials series A preferred share (which is spinning out into NBH). Under the ticker MMTLP. I agree it’s not hard to understand..

[jonathan @JSallyTV]

@BossBlunts1 @MoneySoot @SmokeyStock It literally says if you own TLP at the date you get a NBH share? are synthetics only in the meme stocks you push?

[jonathan @JSallyTV]

@BossBlunts1 @RandyFurco https://t.co/SE6znVd32p

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[jonathan @JSallyTV]

I’ll say it... Mirio > Midoriya

[BM @BorussianMyth]

Klopp’s net spend is only ~90£ million since joining Liverpool. Pep’s is ~430£ million since joining Man City. Klopp also transformed a debt ridden Dortmund team trending towards relegation into 2x league winners and CL finalists with 11€ million spend.

[joey @xGJHP]

I am fully dead. Diogo Jota is playing FUT Champs slapping Christmas noobs just a few hours before he has Manchester City’s defence on strings. My winger.

[jonathan @JSallyTV]

EPL being the most competitive league is like saying we’ve read and agree to the terms and conditions

[m. @ffsMatthis]

I know which most competitive league I prefer

[Mickstape @MickstapeShow]

Swaggy P has inspired the next generation

[jonathan @JSallyTV]

@realconnor Vodka water all of 2020, were going vegan

[Hxymura 🇩🇰 @alfie_hamer]

Sarr in the dressing room after Man United made him look like prime Ronaldinho

[jonathan @JSallyTV]

If some of these Star Wars spoilers are true.... 1-3 don’t look too bad right about now

[m. @ffsMatthis]

Better for you I never talk about why I really left Dortmund Mr Watzke you such a clown 🤡

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Are you serious with this turn, Julian Brandt?! 😱

Dortmund are in dreamland vs Leipzig!

[jonathan @JSallyTV]

First born about to be named Julian if he keeps saucing kids up like this

[jonathan @JSallyTV]

Me: There’s still hope in the world

The world:

[jonathan @JSallyTV]

@realconnor Looking good Keandawg!