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Motion for an unmoderated caucus

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Call me Vlad Putin because I'm the one missing from your life

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RT if you are at MidSOhio Winter Congress and need a Valentine. Find your #JSBAE

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Hey girl i wanna talk to you about the state of our union ;) #JSASOTU

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Just call me snow because I think I'm falling for you <3

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RT if you woke up with mono.

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@JSAPickupLines #ifyouregayx2

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JSA Dance tonight? #jsapointsgame #rackupthempoints #orv #oc #nes #mas

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Hey girl, wanna learn why the ladies all call me the Keystone XL Pipeline?
I'm a failure

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Motion to move to the bedroom?

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@ThatNatChick I'm literally obsessed with your Twitter profile picture

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Motion to elongate the caucus

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Wanna know why they call me the Palestinian-Israeli conflict?
I'm longer than expected

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Hey girl, if you were a president you would be Babe-raham Lincoln

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hey girl, I have a 'stimulus package' in my pants

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hey girl, you know why they call me Roosevelt?

i carry a big stick ;)

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Damn girl you must be Medicaid because you'll be fucking me for years

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Hey girl will you be Chief of my Staff?

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I have a broken heart do you think I can #fixitwithfrank?

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Are you a moderator because I have a body that needs some moderatin'