JSB tales

Ex-daycare converted into space-age office full of (mostly) insane non-essential GOV workers. These are our stories.

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

me at the assigned security training after clicking another fake phishing email

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

me reading the all-staff “friendly reminder” email that is absolutely about me

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

when you have eleven beers at the company Christmas party and wake up fully dressed on your couch the following morning

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

never let ur job prevent you from acting unemployed

[AB @AB84]

Never Forget……………

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

“grumpy staying” or what is simply know as “going to work”

[JSB tales @JSBtales]

MH walks out of JSB for the last time...

[Colton Parham @parham_88]

I am looking forward to:

⚪️ The weekend

⚪️ Summer

🔘 Retirement

[JSB tales @JSBtales]

MH coming out of the west bathroom like...

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Unbelievable! MH just approached some leftover pizza in The Other's breakroom (with the intention of crushing it) and pulled his hand back! The restraint! Who is this person?!?!? #PizzaMakesMHHappy #PizzaMakesMHChubby

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Smells like hot dogs in JSB. Either I'm having a stroke or I'm a little chubby. #Mmmmmmm

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Making a mohawk is so much easier with greasy hair from not having showered in a week. #TheMoreYouKnow #ShutdownStories

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Sometimes you don’t realize how much you need a shower until you finally take a shower. #ShutdownStories

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Weird. Gov tells me I’m shutdown but my GOV bankcard just paid picked up my tab at Applebee’s. #EssentialEmployee

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I should #ShutdownStories

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Drinking alone at Applebee’s #ShutdownStories