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[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

The other mice are never gonna believe him

[audrey @phlegmme]

Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he is doing great!

[YT @tolafolaa]

for example nothing

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

why did he think people were gonna start calling it X lol

[i got something i wanna talk about @rouseyskyreboot]

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

[Robin 🇦🇺 @theausdem]

lindsey graham dying when everyone thought mitch mcconnell was dead

[Jon Barr @JonBarrTweets]

i've said it before & i'll say it again

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

police officers who leave their K-9 locked in their hot car to die should have to face the death penalty as a capital offense of murdering a police officer just like suspects who kick or fatally injure K-9’s during a pursuit etc

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

Everyone has rocks for brains. Brother if you are not already at a club by 20 years old it’s over.

[Esquire 🌺 @NovoRomantic]

I’m really an amateur at this capitalism thing ngl

[chase @cfree94]

you’re laughing.. mitch mcconnell is about to be reincarnated as anne hathaway’s baby and you’re laughing??

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

At so many restaurants claiming to serve "reimagined street food," the main thing that has been reimagined is the price

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

>it's real

[iana murray @ianamurray]

tennis has such an evil energy right now
we need carlos alcaraz back more than ever

[Tanooki Joe @TanookiKuribo]

It’s 2026, why are we starting a pretend order just to see a restaurant’s menu online?

[Isaac 🍸 @Isaac2003_v2]

Thanks to Fetterman, I instinctively distrust any politician who tries to seem cool and relatable with the casual look

[Aeris (puppygirl film lover) @TGirlCigSlut]

Despite how many famous deaths there have been recently you really dont get a lot of famous last words these days so it does feel really special that we got to hear "counting or not counting gang violence"