jake

mostly tweeting about sports and nonsense

[Asante Samuel @pick_six22]

AJ Brown wouldn’t be able to handle my mouth in practice. He would have been left Philly fucking with me

[clara @caviarkittie]

#Summer

[Destiny Lugardo @destiny_lugardo]

If you’re at the ballpark this weekend, Many Hands coffee behind section 114 is donating a portion of sales during the Guardians series to the local Muscular Dystrophy Association chapter. @MDAorg

[Lupercuck Fatale @Trans_Lykeia]

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Jaylen Brown on Joel Embiid:

“We didn't really have the answers for him. We tried a bunch of different things. He's a big body. He also was flopping around. He got some extra calls ... they rewarded him for that, but that's the league we’re in.”

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

Game 7 can change 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 for the Sixers

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Not sure I've ever seen a full circle of dudes celebrating in the penalty box lmao

[jake @JShenot]

@sixers

[Zaf @Buenozaf]

For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never set foot in Coachella again! I'm so proud of them #Strokeschella

[brie @hellobye1024500]

This is insane
Hats off to the strokes. That was fucking powerful

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

Over and over we've watched Embiid play through Bell's palsy and injuries, lose family members, and overcome so many extreme setbacks to miraculously still play at such a high level--only to still be characterized as lazy and entitled. Hmm I wonder why that is!

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

The great thing about Godzilla movies is it doesn’t matter if they’re good or bad because they all have Godzilla in them and Godzilla is awesome.

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Horrifying images to wake up to out of Beirut and elsewhere in Lebanon. The largest attacks by Israel of this war so far.

Israel is attempting to create facts on the ground regarding this ceasefire and the supposed stopping of the war on all fronts, not just Iran.

[Variety @Variety]

Oscar-winning screenwriter James L. Brooks will receive the first-ever Industry Icon honor at the Peabody Awards on May 31. His body of work includes:

• Co-creating “The Simpsons,” “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” and “Taxi”

• Directing “Broadcast News,” “Terms of Endearment” and “As Good as It Gets”

• Three Academy Awards and 21 Emmy wins

https://t.co/7DKG61lks5

[The Cradle @TheCradleMedia]

VIDEO | Israeli National Security Minister Ben Gvir, outside the Knesset chamber, celebrates the passing of the death penalty law for Palestinian detainees, describing it as historic and saying, “Soon we will count them one by one.”

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Israel has passed the death penalty solely for Palestinians, enforced through military courts with a 96% conviction rate.

Israeli Minister Ben Gvir popped champagne.

The Israeli government is raising a toast to genocidal apartheid. The UK government is arming and funding it.

[Mondoweiss @Mondoweiss]

BREAKING: Israel's Knesset has passed a law to execute Palestinian detainees.
Death by hanging. Mandatory sentencing. No pardon. 90 days to carry out.

It applies through military courts with a 96% conviction rate. It does not apply to Israelis.

[Philly Zoo @phillyzoo]

We're deeply saddened to share the passing of our red panda, Khumbie❤️

During his annual exam, he was diagnosed with cancer, and our team made the difficult and compassionate decision to humanely euthanize him. At 11, he was entering his geriatric years. 1/4

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Defining remark of our era.

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Today we are all Irish Venezuelans