Jamie Simpson

I'm not paranoid, but I think I'm being followed....

[Chris Ramsey @IAmChrisRamsey]

@theladbible Needed some extra cash… this'll tide me over until they find someone who is actually a manager.

[Jamie Simpson @JSimpson90]

@SPP_JCalvert I think you should write a campaign song 2 the tune of summer loving from grease! If you sing it in ur head it sort of works..

[STV Aberdeen @STVAberdeen]

Wow! Young Aberdeen FC fan's transfer wishlist has gone global > http://t.co/FR0SXydfrv

[Jamie Simpson @JSimpson90]

@SPP_JCalvert @katrintanja & @IcelandAnnie have some mad tekkers!!

[Jamie Simpson @JSimpson90]

"@itvnews: .@chelseafc announce partnership with The Simpsons http://t.co/XdiKiPlMHt"
I did not agree to this!!

[ITV News @itvnews]

Video: Penguins dressed-up as Father Christmas participate in South Korea yuletide parade http://t.co/30yIyyBGZp

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Don't grow up...it's a trap.

[ITV News @itvnews]

Cover for 'Anchorman' Ron Burgundy's new autobiography released http://t.co/84TEQsGwA2

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

@piersmorgan after months of slagging off Wenger.You need to Man up and apologise unreservedly for being a double barrel dick head

[Jamie Simpson @JSimpson90]

So my hotel is on fire!

[Jamie Simpson @JSimpson90]

@Polo_1010 you learn something New every day! #mindblowing

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Latest from Madrid: Gareth Bale receives his signing on fee...

[Jamie Simpson @JSimpson90]

@Leggat89 hey do you like guacamole? Did we just become best friends? #stepbrothers @mbruce3

[Budding Rose PD418 @buddingrose418]

Lovely night Se Shetland @LapwingPD972

[Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag]

“What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.”—Bob Dylan

[Jamie Simpson @JSimpson90]

@Leggat89 @jpry92 disaster! Well, when in Rome....

[Jamie Simpson @JSimpson90]

@Leggat89 Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina #anchorman #SanDiego

[Jamie Simpson @JSimpson90]

@NickFennell1 @stickfarr Illicit still?

[TRUE LAD @MyTruelad]

True