Josh S

Two club Josh is an utter weapon

[big duntles @biglunty]

We all know she had her moments but Nanna was an unforgettable woman. We’ll be holding a small memorial service for her this Friday at Kirkdale Community Centre

[Epoch Nowell @chapofwessex]

“What do you mean it’s a load-bearing wall?”

[Nick Goff @nickgoff79]

Just an example of the laughs we have here

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Adriano Del Monte @adriandelmonte]

Ollie Watkins just scored a double to beat Man City, away, after a 3 day session in Istanbul.

[⚜️Man City Collect⚜️ @mancitycollect]

Heard city are gonna give pep a lifetime flexi gold season ticket but he’s gotta come at least 10 home games a season

[Sarah Deech ☕️ @londonette]

I am nostalgic for the days when a candidate pulling out of an election meant they'd been having an affair with their secretary, rather than posting Nazi-grade antisemitic conspiracy theories.

[The Secret Soldier @SpamInTheCan]

This is brilliant - the people who want you to pay inheritance tax, want to inherit their Council house.

[The Shed End @DollyBlueFans]

This badge is your badge this badge is my badge 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

[Danny @Dannynn__]

You get wedged between two groups of the biggest degenerate berts ever. even I would fold hahahaha

[laura @1aurarose]

auditions to be pep’s new favourite little guy are open and rayan cherki is leading the race

[Lancaster City Football Club @LancasterCityFC]

Not slept, been watching this all night 😍

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

An employee just asked for a second monitor.

Standard request.

Usually takes 3 clicks to approve.

But they submitted the ticket under Software Procurement instead of Hardware Request.

If I process it, my internal audit metric takes a hit for cross-category resolution.

So I rejected it and told them to submit it correctly.

They submitted it under Network Outage.

I rejected it again.

They emailed me directly, CCing their director, asking why I am blocking their productivity.

I replied all with a link to our KB article on How to Select the Correct Dropdown Menu.

The director replied to me privately to just give them the monitor.

I said I would, pending a properly categorized ticket.

Eventually, the ticket arrived in the right queue.

I approved it in four seconds.

Time to resolution: four seconds.

Process is a beautiful thing.

[Sky Blue Centurion @C80192134]

‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’

Unless you’re getting dry bummed 4-0

[Darren Davies @DazzaDavies]

Probably the worst comment of all time by a pundit. It was horrific at the time but just becomes more and more embarrassing.

[Man City Tickets 🏆🏆🏆🏆 @Ticketmancity]

77 mins. Youll never walk alone. Unless......

[mcfc steve @bluemoongramps]

Unlucky you fat rag wanker 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[mcfc steve @bluemoongramps]

115 plus 60 more charges . When will it end