I’ve been on FMLA for two weeks. I let Karen know that I’ll be taking care of the kids since she’s been a stay at home mom and she can relax. This shit is no joke. Y’all stay at home moms are the GOATS
Crazy to think I’m gonna be a father of two in about two weeks… Every time I put leia down for bed I just stare at her for a bit. It’s always humbling to be reminded what the grind is all about, to give them every opportunity that life has to offer them.
My morning routine is waking up at 5:30 AM cus Leia gets up at that time. I’m carrying her to the living room and I step on all her legos… as I’m fumbling to turn on the lights. peak dad moment.
I swear Disney has some of the best musical score and producers. We don’t talk about Bruno is probably one of the best musical scores and sound engineering I heard. If you are an audiophile, listen to it in HIFI it’s life changing.
Karen: I’m craving Shake Shack
Me: we have a gift card it’s just far away
Karen: **Checks how far.
Karen: Feck
Me: ( 2 hours later) I just found out I have Monday off. What do you wanna do?
Karen: Shake Shack???
Me 😑😑