jakedestroysbooks (heterosapian)

[jakedestroysbooks (heterosapian) @JSportspicks]

I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

I'm absolutely in love with small town America. This is a place called Island Pond in Vermont. They have a population of 750 people but there was quite a lot going on. They had a flea market, a nice deli, and a beautiful lake with people out on their boats.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

@AutisticClip The audacity of a shapeshifting liar like Tucker to call anybody fake…

Iraq War shill to Qatari homeowner

2021 Trump hater to 2024 Trump voter

Trust fund elitist to humble fisherman

Let’s just call a spade a spade.

[Arnie McNair 🇺🇸 @therealmcnair]

We have a very simple philosophy: we’d rather lose a sale than compromise our culture.

If you’re kind, we’ll go above and beyond for you. If you’re disrespectful to our team or have a rude attitude, we’ll refund your order and encourage you to buy somewhere else.

Life’s too short to build a company around people you don’t enjoy serving. When you thin the heard you get to put your attention on the customers who deserve it.

[Brian Kirschner @BrianKirschner_]

Absolute loser, cya buddy

[Underdog Golf @UnderdogGolf]

Miles Russell pulls his dad out of the gallery to caddie for him on the 18th hole at the U.S. Open on Father's Day

[jakedestroysbooks (heterosapian) @JSportspicks]

@cblunt58 The back nine seems to have his number this week

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Oh lawd he comin

[jakedestroysbooks (heterosapian) @JSportspicks]

@cblunt58 Update?

[Chris Gotterup Tracker @CGotterupTrack]

Can’t believe someone is -7 heading into the weekend at a US Open at Shinnecock. You should be ashamed @usopengolf

[Geoff Fienberg @gfienberg17]

Wyndham Clark should currently be serving a multi year suspension from the USGA.

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

DJ after the 10th hole: -4, 2nd place
DJ after the 15th hole: +4, T66

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Jackson with some late-night insurance!

[Matt Weyrich @ByMattWeyrich]

But I read on the bird app today he was a bust?

[U.S. Open @usopengolf]

41-29 🤯

Keith Mitchell shoots an even-par 70 with neither nine in the 30s.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Kyle Bradish's 11th and 12th Strikeouts. 🎯

"That's the way Greg Maddux won 355 ballgames."

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨

Jacob Misiorowski just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

9.0 IP | 1 H | 0 ER | 0 BB | 15 K

PHI @ MIL
That's the 180th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,405+ unique lines on record.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Jacob Misiorowski. 15 STRIKEOUT MADDUX. 😳

9 innings, 0 runs, 15Ks, 1 hit. 0 BBs.

95 pitches. Most Strikeouts EVER in a Maddux!

[MLB @MLB]

Jacob Misiorowski over his last 8 starts 🤯

7-0
54.1 IP
0.17 ERA
80 Ks