Jeremy Sprinkle

Parody Account. 2017 draft pick. 4 receptions. 1 broken dream. 100% Ron Rivera’s fault. #RaiseHail | #RepBX | #PhilaUnite | #GeauxTigers | #GoHeels

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

Sprinkle’s 2026/27 playoff predictions

⭐️ = New

AFC
1) Bills
2) Jaguars
3) Ravens ⭐️
4) Chiefs ⭐️
5) Broncos
6) Bengals ⭐️
7) Texans

NFC
1) Rams
2) Packers
3) Cowboys ⭐️
4) Saints ⭐️
5) Lions ⭐️
6) Seahawks
7) Commanders ⭐️

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

@SosaSauced SHES INJURED OMG!!!

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

Add Coco Gauff to the list of athletes I hope shatters every bone in her sorry ass body.

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

Serving up 40-0

Double fault 40-15

Atrocious unforced error 40-30

Double fault 40-40

Double fault 40-AD

double fault (Eala wins game)

On american soil…. ICE DEPORT HER

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

FUCK YOU @CocoGauff

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

MY GOAT

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: Joe Burrow and Jessica Alba are reportedly dating after being spotted together at 2 AM in Las Vegas.

Burrow recently broke up with Olivia Ponton.

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

Commanders FA Predictions

$90mil in cap and a lot of holes.

QB Marcus Mariota (Resign)
RB Rico Dowdle
WR Brandon Aiyuk (Prove-It Deal)
WR Tyquon Thornton
TE Chig Okonkwo
C Tyler Linderbaum
EDGE Boye Mafe
LB Leo Chanel
CB Tariq Woolen
S Jalen Thompson

Thoughts? #NFLFreeAgency

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

All 32 NFL teams tomorrow

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

Puka Nacua is fast tracking to becoming the next Antonio Brown

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

Please never but Charles on a BMF fight again. #UFC326

Sincerely,
EVERYONE

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

I would sell my kidney to be Joe Burrow #UFC326

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

He was actually no exaggeration -100000 (One Hundred Thousand!!!!) to win the 2nd set and lost to an absolute joke. Fucking pussy

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

I have never wished injury upon someone more than Taylor Fritz. I hope he get’s paralyzed and can never walk/speak/do anything ever again. I am ashamed to be a citizen of the same country as him. #FUCKTAYLORFRITZ

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

Osama Bin Laden > Taylor Fritz

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

I want Fritz to break his neck

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

I just cannot believe how Jacob Fearnley won this set.

3-5 and 2 MPs down
4-5* down
0-4 and 1-5 down in the tiebreak
total 4 MPs saved.

Unreal.

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

March 6, 2026

Can Win March Madness
-Florida
-Duke
-Arizona
-Michigan
-UConn

Would Surprise Me
-Houston

Would Shock Me
-Michigan State
-Iowa State
-Purdue Kansas

Absolutely No Chance
-The Field

⬆️ (New Additions)
-N/A

❌ (Removed from Contention)
-UNC
-Texas Tech

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

@reinhardNFL Adam Peters may be a worse GM then Ron R.

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

March 3, 2026

Can Win March Madness:
-Florida
-Duke
-Arizona
-Michigan
-UConn

Would Surprise Me:
-Houston

Would Shock Me:
-Michigan State
-Iowa State
-Purdue
-UNC
-Kansas

Absolutely No Chance
-The Field

⬆️ (New Additions)
-N/A

❌ (Removed from Contention)
-Texas Tech

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

@theblockspot 1) World Cup
2) March Madness
3) NFL Playoffs

[Jeremy Sprinkle @JSprinkle87]

@RufiEnLancha Am I serving?