John Spry

Living my best life! (🙄🙄there I said it🤣)

[John Spry @JSpryguy]

@Walmart I need a Section 889 declaration form to compete a purchase and no one in customer services knows what I’m talking about. Please help.

[John Spry @JSpryguy]

@cb_doge @elonmusk Jokes aside in all seriousness what if you have employees on vacation this week. They won’t be able to respond.

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@Chesschick01 @elonmusk The difference is you report to your supervisor what you did not the head of the agency.

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@raisingcanes can you guys please start allowing DoorDash I’m begging you

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@GovBillLee why is the state guard not already flying missions into upper east TN? Why are private helicopters using their time and money? What is the state doing ?

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@SUBWAY I’m not sure who you’re fooling but I’m pretty sure your “no bread bowls” are just a grilled chicken salad. Like the old saying “fool me once!…”

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@Publix after reading the report of the @Boars_Head processing plant you should do what’s right for your customers and find another premium deli meat provider. I refuse to ever purchase that brand again. #NoExcuses

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@CanesCorporate can you guys please start allowing DoorDash. Please I beg you.

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@RaisingCanesBB can you guys please start allowing DoorDash please I beg you!

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@Costco I got an email impersonating you guys telling me my membership head expired and asking me to fill out a bunch of personal information. When I look closer I realized they had the names so wrong for you guys but I still think they’re trying to trick people.

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@raisingcanes why won’t you all participate in DoorDash?

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@SargentoCheese your math makes me question your nutrition facts 🤨

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@TrooperBob_SC tractor trailer blocking the 526 EB on ramp at N Rhett

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@raisingcanes seriously why can you guys just participate in DoorDash and Uber eats. Sometimes I need my canes fix and can’t go
To get it.

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@MarcosPizza I’m really pissed you guys had a chance to expand on Clements Ferry Road in Charleston and instead we get a second dominos 🤦🏻‍♂️ I’m just out of delivery range if your Hwy 41 location.

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@Frenchs I really love the newish Dill Pickle mustard! It is so good! But I have one request. Can you try dropping the Canola oil from the ingredients and lowering the calories? Or at least switch to vegetable oil.

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@HamptonByHilton I love ya but until you start requiring stickers this soon to be gold member is going to keep parking here 🤷🏼‍♂️#diamondgoals

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@ABCNews4 everybody that just heard the guy on the news say our bridge is still up and running. Maybe didn’t think that one through

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@meganfeetv you ever watch a clip of yourself or cut to commercial and notice something you did wrong and just face palm? LOL it was an honest mistake. No one probably noticed. 🤣

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@Wendys I seriously hope you all tank for your greedy idea. Are you going to pay your employees more during your “surge pricing” - NO! 🙄