Yeshu

Psychotherapist

"Live your nonsense." -Jung

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

How am I so successful with women? The foot in the door technique. Instead of asking for a girls phone number—ask for just the first 2 digits.

Have fun getting laid tonight.

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

if I had 1 wish, I would wish that it never rained ever again

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@RoughlyTweeting 2019: man eats bat in wuhan
2026: man eats expensive cookie in toronto
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

The new cookie store in my area sells individual cookies for 6.50$ before tax??????????????????????? Toronto why?!

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

Cool that there are 2 sex positions instead of just 1, keeps things interesting.

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@RoughlyTweeting I remember when you were reading that. I'll check it out.

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

reminds me of some of the wise old man shit Jung says at the end of memories, dreams and reflections

[Still On The Road @StillOnTheRoad_]

Bob speaks in @nytimes

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

They set up karaoke at a frozen yogurt place near me on Friday nights

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@RoughlyTweeting partnership based on vibes -- risky stuff

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@PolesWires Trees gotta be #1 factor in terms of impact on urban aesthetics

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@LukewSavage We're only hosting a few games, so it feels diluted/not nearly as significant as hosting the entire thing.

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@j0nnysalami @briketysplit want to amplify this comment

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@RM_Transit people aka humanity

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@RoughlyTweeting Looooooool. First call back to my stand up set. Honoured.

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

correctly guess the number of unread emails I have and I'll give you my email password

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@FEARGODMINDSET nutted

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@RoughlyTweeting excellent try

the answer is:

2293

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

daily reminder that ants breathe directly through tiny holes in their exoskeleton called spiracles

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

day 1 of reading Ulysses over the next 80 days with https://t.co/JJA5HyXAVu

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@jjvincent I only made it to page 200 :/ missed the crescendo

[Yeshu @Jsqueesh2]

@moon_skier you might not have a bajillion dollars but you just earned yourself one more follower pal