Jersey Shore Roller Girls

JSRG is the shore’s favorite roller derby league! FB/IG: @jerseyshorerollergirls

[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

after your time loses an away game and you gotta ride back home in your bout makeup

[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

me on ellen

ellen: so i know you play roller derby and i have a gift here for you

me: omg really?!

(hands me a pair of roller blades)

me:

[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

We had a great time meeting @ggiombarrese from the @BlueClaws for their Behind the Business presentation last night! Such a great opportunity 👏👏

[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

owning a vehicle:

-hurts the environment
-unreliable
-expensive
-can only use them outside

owning a pair of roller skates:

-eco friendly
-more efficient
-affordable
-look fucking sick
-can use them literally anywhere

[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

When you see bout pictures of yourself

[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year, we don’t want much. We just want our own warehouse with enough room for locker rooms and fans please!

[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

@katarinahit I'm glad it served you well!

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[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

@katarinahit Enjoy the koozie! Not quite sure how it wound up there though..... #sisterhoodofthetravelingkoozie

[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

Literally anyone: “Hi”

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
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Me: “I play roller derby”

[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

We’re super excited for this skate park! Definitely plan on channeling #chicksinbowls or are we still #ducksinteacups

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@ccrg

[Charm City @CharmCityRD]

Charm City Roller Girls vs Jersey Shore Roller Girls!!! Just a short drive from Baltimore and DC, it's the perfect spot for a night out with your friends, your family, and complete strangers alike!

🎟👉 https://t.co/w3mXneAtAz

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It's bout day folks! We'll see you tonight! 😉

[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

@MayorDucey Thanks, Mayor! If they put us in, we'll make sure to give you VIP seating!

[Jersey Shore Roller Girls @JSRG]

Hey @MayorDucey, we heard about the #BrickSuperdome! Is there any way we can get a track in there for some #rollerderby?

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Thanks for the shout out! Hopefully we’ll see you on both day! https://t.co/5rNlBtLC4j

[105.7 The Hawk @1057thehawk]

Strap on your skates - the Jersey Shore Roller Girls season starts soon! https://t.co/brtQiEsr7e

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It's National Name Yourself Day! Create your own derby name and comment below!

#rollerderby #jsrg20sk8teen #nameyourself

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It's #NationalBeerDay! How are you celebrating?

We're fans of @icarusbrewing and always make sure to get a keg from them for our home bouts!

#rollerderby #jsrg20sk8teen

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Our home bout schedule is here! Can we expect to see you at our games?