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chronically online pretentious asshole (occasional tism posting)

[Justyn @FUNKePills]

Gamers, you probably aren't keeping up with the US midterms so I'll put it into more relatable terms. Imagine each branch of government is a lane, and the House is mid boss. The lane phase has just ended, so both teams must now farm jungle, which in this case would be (1/51)

[Crispy 🍎 @gaytwinkfaggot]

In the sixties a 90 cent movie ticket would get you straight esophagus from a bitch named betty

[abyssveil @abyssveilevil]

the things we did in Ixia
#deadlock #deadmandanny #deadlockart

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

TIL HR can fire you for doing an homage to the Chinese accent

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

Disco Elysium is so cool I wish being cripplingly mentally ill while trying to navigate a confusing world inhabited by people with nonsensical ideologies who refuse to acknowledge the world is slowly ending was real

[Maw 👻🎃 @Mawss__]

Team called for rift...DECLINE! Busy whores

Busy with my JUNGLE!

[stella ☆ 🍯🌺 @ecrivainetoile]

New anti-suicide meta just dropped

[🌸clover☀️ @felinethropy_]

i was doing a tier list of religious figures, then i got to the christian god and i was gonna put him in S, but then i remembered he let his child suffer on a cross for three days, so i put him in f because only a low tier god would abandon his kids

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm clicking on the porn
And I'm stroking in a most peculiar way

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Went to Taco Bell and didn’t round up for children’s charity. That’s for the Alamo, motherfuckers.

[ashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @ashestoashleys]

>be me
>drive my Chevy to the levy
>it's dry

[Terro 🇵🇸🗿🐊👽🍷 @FunnyTerro]

Liberté, égalité, fraternité 🇫🇷

[RIRITH 𓆩♡𓆪 @THE_RIRITH]

This day was going to be perfect
#deadlock

[bone | KHAN OF THE CURSED APPLE GOLDEN HORDE @bone_ultima]

#theratking #deadlock

[Sage VALE (Mina Ha thrall) @Sage_VALE_]

today is the day we take back the tunnels

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

you begin to understand why the Bolsheviks just shot everyone

[JT @jiratickets]

happy petrov day to all who celebrate

[Uptown’s Imperial Core🇵🇸 @sam_americaland]

How Ms. Rachel would be moving if we gave her a g*n

[g. @redfourd]

Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs

[suri @suricidal]

gnocchi is so good it almost makes you believe there are italians in heaven