Jesse Stewart

idk sometimes I say funny shit. Elon Musk is the unfunniest man on earth

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

@nickshirleyy Nick Shirley once again not knowing what words mean.

Re-enroll in Pre K.

[jess @jessstr8]

I’m so obsessed w Bill Simmons talking at length about how much he loved Sinners & Michael B. Jordan’s performance in it, only to be brutally rebuffed by Ryen Russillo thinking he’s talking about Michael Jordan.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Kendrick knew Trump was in attendance and he still did that.

Epic.

[Jesse Stewart @JStew1036]

This is the Wojless future we deserve

[Jesse Stewart @JStew1036]

Crazy shit going on in the world and yet Luka being traded to the Lakers might be the craziest lolol

[Jesse Stewart @JStew1036]

What

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.

[referees are not people. @Jakeda510]

Jerry Jeudy doesn't throw tantrums when Jameis Winston doesn't throw him the ball because he knows Jameis will look him in the eyes and tell him the exact date and time he will die

[Jesse Stewart @JStew1036]

Can’t wait for Wicked Endgame

[Jesse Stewart @JStew1036]

Any single person who has ever played Madden could have managed that game better than the Bears did

[Peter Hamby @PeterHamby]

Turns out Stavros was the surrogate Democrats needed the whole time

[Diante Lee @DianteLeeFB]

I am so glad that we have football for people like Jim Harbaugh

We are all *so* fortunate he has an outlet

[Jesse Stewart @JStew1036]

After a career of watching cartoons and tv, I can’t believe 2 of my top 5 tv shows of all time are gonna be Naruto and Attack on Titan. For very different reasons but each undeniably made me feel so deeply connected to the stories and characters in ways I never would have guessed

[Austin Gayle @austingayle_]

jon gruden’s tiktok era is frightening

[Craig Horlbeck @craighorlbeck]

Cuhh-stanza

[Jesse Stewart @JStew1036]

Need someone to figure out how to bottle the feeling I get when the camera pans across The Shire, Concerning Hobbits flutes hit, and Gandalf puffs on his pipe. It’s more serotonin than the human body can handle

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

End of the Jason Kelce x Jalen Hurts interview: “Love you bro.. Go dominate.. I mean— don’t dominate, I’m independent.”

Jalen: “F**k that. We know what time it is.”

[Jesse Stewart @JStew1036]

Im genuinely jealous of everyone who’s yet to watch Attack on Titan. Truly a viewing experience to not take for granted