Jack Strawberg

Patriotic American.
Proud Ronald J. Gold voter
Arizona born and raised

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

@EStrawberg @Springer_BCSO HEH THAT'S MA LITTLE GIRL OVER THERE! I'M PROUD OF YA KIDDO!

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

@EStrawberg @AlyxandraVance WEHEHE I'VE BANGED SO MANY RUSSIAN PROSTITUTES IN THAT BACK IN THE DAY, IT SHOULD STILL SMELL LIKE VODKA - THE STROBES ON THE ROOF DON'T WORK FOR SURE AFTER @TrevorPhilipinc SHOT 'EM WHEN HE LOST A POKER GAME

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

YEEPEE KAYEE MOTHERFUCKERS!

[People’s Conservative Party @PCPgta]

Folks! We’re delighted to announce that you can already apply for membership of the People’s Conservative Party, because with common sense, we all know we need a strong, stable and moderate leadership! DM us at @PCPgta!

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

HOPEFULLY I'LL BECOME A SHERIFF AGAIN ONCE @RealRonaldGold BECOMES PRESIDENT AGAIN. YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE VOTE FROM ME AND I'LL BEAT KAREN SO HARD SO THAT SHE VOTES YOU TOO. GO GET 'EM, BOY!

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@RealRonaldGold THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL MY LIFE, BOY! WOMEN ARE LIKE EMPTY VASES. YOU NEED TO FILL 'EM IN IF YOU WANT THEM TO BE USEFUL

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

@EStrawberg NO

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

@EStrawberg @LazlowGTAV I KNOW RIGHT

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I CALLED THAT FAG @LazlowGTAV ON THE RADIO TO TALK ABOUT THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT THIS GREAT COUNTRY BUT HE DECIDED TO HANG UP ON ME. I'M GONNA CALL HIM AGAIN AND HANG UP ON HIM SO THAT I TEACH HIM A LESSON, BOY!

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

I pay for my taxes, and you?! 🤔 Click the poll to tweet if you pay taxes too!

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@EStrawberg @TrevorPhilipinc YES AND IT'S A GREAT REASON TO STILL BE ANGRY BECAUSE BRAD THE DONKEY HAD A CUTE ASS

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THE MOST IRRITATING THING IS THAT I AM A DISTANT RELATIVE OF @TrevorPhilipinc . WHY THE HELL DID AUNT LUCY HAVE TO GO TO CANADA WITH HER COUSINS AND BRING CANADIAN BLOOD TO OUR CLEAN PATRIOTIC AMERICAN FAMILY? SERIOUSLY, BOY, KNOWING THAT I HAVE 7 CANADIAN COUSINS IS PAINFUL

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@RealRonaldGold THIS IS WHY I'VE BEEN ALWAYS A SUPPORTER OF YOU, BOY! GO GET THEIR LIBERAL ASSES, SON AND MAKE AMERICA GOLD AGAIN!

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

NOTHIN' BETTER THAN BEING PATRIOTIC, WHATEVER THAT MEANS, BOY!

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

@EStrawberg @MarkusJ_BCSO @AlyxandraVance @Foster_FIB @Weronika_FIB @BrianParkerLS @IAAGTA GOOD THING WE'RE STILL REPUBLICAN DOWN 'ERE

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

@MarkusJ_BCSO @EStrawberg @AlyxandraVance @Foster_FIB @Weronika_FIB @BrianParkerLS @IAAGTA GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME, BOY! MY GIRL'S WORKIN' FOR AN AGENCY OR THAT'S WHAT SHE HAS TOLD ME, AFTER I FOUND OUT HER BEING STUDYING IN LS WAS A COVERUP ALL ALONG, BOY AND WATCH YOUR MOUTH COS I'M THE SHERIFF OF DUNCEVILLE

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

HOWDY Y'ALL!

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

@CosmicMillerSA IN ARIZONA WE DON'T WANT GUNS. WE HAVE GUNS FROM THE DAY WE' RE BORN BOY

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

GUNNA TRY AN ALABAMA HOTPOCKET ON MY WIFE BOY! ALREADY RANDY ENOUGH TO FUCK A WHOLE FARM OR COWS YEEHAW!

[Jack Strawberg @JStrawberg]

@Greenville_ @CosmicMillerSA @EStrawberg I' VE SLEPT WITH SO MANY GIRLS IN MA LIFE THAT I COULD BE EVERYBODY'S DADDYO, BOY! HELL DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THEIR NAMES NO MORE.