retarded

Too west coast for the west coast

[retarded @JsunChrist]

@zackfox This remix of Kiss Me Through The Phone sucks.

[warpaint1317 @warpaint1317]

I do not exaggerate

[audrey 🔜 right behind you @iTrollWomen]

i just got an instagram ad that was bodycam footage of a cop shooting a cow in the head point blank

[Rodney @cryptojourneyrs]

Chud the builder VIOLATED by judge after he reads his X posts.

“Series finale is when dead chimp is… Monkeys Riot when I walk free.” 😬

Practicing freedom of speech ✅
Harassing people for clicks 🚫

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Phillies broadcast didn’t believe in the White Sox magic wand…..until it worked mid at bat.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Cowboys and Indians
by Trett McCrick

“Here’s a little story ‘bout Frisco, Texas…”

Song of the summer just dropped.

[iShowPoo @iShowPooo]

An Indian migrant is spreading his curry chicken right into the pool. Your kids will surely taste the curry chicken while swimming.

[Jordan Crucchiola @JorCru]

JACKASS at Pride and a Johnny Knoxville said GAY RIGHTS

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Kyle Clark asked Colorado GOP candidate for governor Victor Marx whether voters should believe he’s lived "one of the most extraordinary lives in human history," or whether he’s "a liar and a fraud."

John Oliver: “That might be the first event in history won by the moderator.”

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.

It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.

Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.

[Min Sub (Mitchell) @MinSub4]

Update: Best NL ERAs as a reliever (min. 20 innings)

1. Robert Suarez (ATL) - 0.63 ERA
2. Raisel Iglesias (ATL) - 0.87 ERA
3. Mason Miller (SDP) - 1.01 ERA
4. Dylan Lee (ATL) - 1.17 ERA
5. Didier Fuentes (ATL) - 1.17 ERA

[iShowPoo @iShowPooo]

Landlord rents an apartment to an Indian who never called maintenance to tell them the toilet is clogged. Instead, he kept using it for a year (curry chicken). This is the aftermath.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

⚠️

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

How I get listening to Alan Jackson next to the fire after 13 silver bullets

[Ezequiel Cohle @FrankyDestroy]

This is easily one of the funniest responses that could’ve happened to this.

[Mark Bowman @mlbbowman]

The Dubónic Plague has become a real concern for opposing pitchers this week. This is the first time Dubón has ever homered in three straight games.

[Elizabeth @alluringmedia]

PLEASE LET THIS NEVER STOP 🙏

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

@HunterBiden putting on a master class

[The Icahnist @TheIcahnist]

Most people have no idea:

Patagonia ran a classified Special Forces line.

It built the Lost Arrow Project for Delta and SOCOM.

[Israel Exposed @xIsraelExposedx]

"You cant be a human being and see these dead fucking kids, missing limbs, and not feel anger. Well God damn, I want it to stop.' @SStricklandMMA

[Raven @raven_brah]

Boomers when they see you peacefully fishing on a lake that is nowhere near their property line