Chud the builder VIOLATED by judge after he reads his X posts.
“Series finale is when dead chimp is… Monkeys Riot when I walk free.” 😬
Practicing freedom of speech ✅
Harassing people for clicks 🚫
Kyle Clark asked Colorado GOP candidate for governor Victor Marx whether voters should believe he’s lived "one of the most extraordinary lives in human history," or whether he’s "a liar and a fraud."
John Oliver: “That might be the first event in history won by the moderator.”
🚨BREAKING🚨
Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.
It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.
Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.
Update: Best NL ERAs as a reliever (min. 20 innings)
1. Robert Suarez (ATL) - 0.63 ERA
2. Raisel Iglesias (ATL) - 0.87 ERA
3. Mason Miller (SDP) - 1.01 ERA
4. Dylan Lee (ATL) - 1.17 ERA
5. Didier Fuentes (ATL) - 1.17 ERA
Landlord rents an apartment to an Indian who never called maintenance to tell them the toilet is clogged. Instead, he kept using it for a year (curry chicken). This is the aftermath.