Jennine Townsend

@[email protected]
@[email protected]

[Mike Schuler @MikeSchuler]

A classic piece from gCaptain explains why drowning so often goes unnoticed—even in crowded places—and the subtle warning signs most people miss.

Required reading for anyone heading out on the water.

“Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning” https://t.co/8UA5jWilc2

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

AWS, is collecting my email address for the thousandth time for marketing emails really worth making it hard to find a livestream link for your webinars? Why not just... livestream without obligation?

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

@USCPSC Feels like a good time to bring this up again -- don't burn your house down while deep-frying a turkey!

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

If a service dog approaches you alone, follow it; its person might need help and the dog is trying to lead you there.

I miss old Twitter, but I guess I'll still occasionally tweet these helpful tips to keep my account alive, just in case.

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

USians: Have you moved or changed your name? You'll need to re-register to vote. Does your state require a specific form of ID to vote? You'll need that to be current. Some states remove you without notice if a piece of mail bounces. Check your status at https://t.co/Kg1WI81GSt

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Cook the turkey, not your home.

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

No newspaper article, television documentary, news report or book will ever be able to make the incredible, unbelievable inadequacy of Donald Trump as clear as this short clip does.

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

If you're worried about a nearby wildfire, realize that the satellites that detect fires might only pass over a given spot every several hours at most. The red dots you see could be showing where the fire was many hours ago, so be sure to also check local official sources.

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

@mkimmage @DAlperovitch Ouchie

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

James Cameron made a whole ass movie so y’all wouldn’t have to do this

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

I guess the new management is threatening to delete people who don't provide content, so here I am, just in case. I'd hate to lose access, since I do periodically check in on a few people who haven't moved.

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

I feel like I should tweet once in a while because the new management might abruptly delete nontweeters, and I still have faint hope. So here's why you don't throw water on a kitchen oil fire!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Demonstration of the dangers of throwing water on an oil fire

[full video, BBC: https://t.co/LQt4u7mMZJ]
https://t.co/x1K9bKcf2Z

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

@donkersgood They changed how it works since last year, breaking my script! I am outraged :-)!

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

@forrestbrazeal @[email protected]
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Yup, two for now, and maybe even long term. I've enjoyed Twitter so much, cloud folks and not, and I'm really glad to see this thread. Love you all, and I'll see you on the other side!

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

@MosquitoCapital ...at 4am. She says, eyes sliding sideways to the clock.

[Ramin Khatibi @Ramin_DK]

It's time for a thread on why Twitter hasn't gone down yet 🧵

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

@rahulpathak @rakyll I swear, the last tweet ever on this site will be from you, offering to help someone :).

[GOTO @GOTOcon]

🚨 #GOTObookclub premiere alert 🚨

At 2pm CET, a full episode on “97 Things Every Cloud Engineer Should Know” is coming out. Find out the story behind the benefits of curating such a community-driven book from @editingemily, @nathenharvey & @mistwire 📚
https://t.co/qNTvMZvr4X

[Jennine Townsend @jt7d]

@esh @GrumpyPlatform It does work; I've triggered a CodeBuild project that runs some shell commands from Scheduler. But it looks like a Universal Target can target CreateStack directly, although I haven't tried that yet! See https://t.co/rEzvGgUkjs