Jordan Throgmartin ™

So...where to next? 🏔🏝🏜

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4 years is too short. How’s a lifetime sound instead?

Engaged to @Simplychanse44 ❤️

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If/when the 9th episode of #StrangersThings5 DOESN’T come, that film theory video about #conformitygate is going to FEED FAMILIES. @TeamTheorist

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@shitpost_2049 The guy recording

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@EnzoBonarrigo @itachi_rl For some additional context here, when a new season starts, your MMR will get reset by a certain amount. For everyone over like 1850, your MMR gets reset to 1660. So Itachi probably ended last season 1850+ and just hasn’t played ranked yet.

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My wife and I are watching the football game, and she turns to me and goes “Who’s that? Thibodeaux? The owner of the Thimsdale Thimadome?” 😭#TNFonPrime #TNF #NYGvsSF

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Vote for my brother Shane, bros a beast 🫡🫡

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Week 3 Top Performers

#GHSA @Jghall12 @JontaviusW23 @MJSpurlin6 @JamesJohnsonDc @Javingordon5 @AustinC2__ @ShaneThrogmart1 @skylerw_3 @TalanShirey @Luke85407583 #RGstandout #RecruitGeorgia

https://t.co/ZC2JDtpayM

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@NFL @NFLFantasy I picked 1.2, the guy at 1.1 got Chase. Feel like I stole JT tbh

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@TLSullivan @ChickfilA As a Chick-fil-A employee for 8+ years, I beg to differ 😅

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@OptimusGrind__ @Its_miller_lite Chick-fil-A employee here, unfortunately that bucket is used for buckets of ice (which are for sale at some locations), but there is no such thing as a bucket of fries. Sorry to disappoint.

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Update: There was a vending machine on my way out and it said “network error”…

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Hospitals are spooky dude

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Idk why. Usually I don’t even have the urge to lean up in bed to grab the remote. Last time I sprinted anywhere I proceeded to vomit uncontrollably for 15 minutes