J.T. Kirk

Just a passionate guy, trying to make a dollar.

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The amount of hate I have for someone who sits next to me on public transportation when there are open seats is unmatched.

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Zach Johnson in the USA locker room right now.

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Can the @Yankees get rid of The Purge Horn playing at the stadium? It’s old and played out. Switch it up!

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Shannon walking past the empty boxes in the hallway from her Amazon orders.

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There is zero umbrella etiquette these days.

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Aaron Judge after signing a nine-year deal with the Yankees

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Bob needs to take a fucking breath. Jesus

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Bob Costas better not be calling the Yankee game tonight.

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Bob Costas better not be calling the Yankee game tonight.

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Guys will go to one nice golf course in their life, buy a hat and consistently wear that hat. I’m that guy.

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Waking up and seeing Mets Twitter this morning.

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Last night Shannon gave me some “constructive criticism” on the meal I made us. We’ve been together for almost a year. She’s made me dinner six times.

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I’ve said it once and ill say it again. People who reach over the sneeze guard and point at the food they want deserve to get hit in the face.

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Just some electric stats from the bike ride home today. 4 “Fuck You’s”, 2 “Asshole” & 1 “Cmon Man”. Drivers were on one today.

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Imagine being the dude who try’s to start the wave at sporting events.

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NYC Taxi drivers will almost hit you while riding your bike, look you dead in the eye, give you a nod and keep on driving.

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Top 5 Feeling:
Drunk on the Golf course with the boys.

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I’m not letting this go. @sweetgreen I dmed you and haven’t heard a thing. You charge a premium for half a meal. Not right.

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@JTKirk3 Hey there! Sorry that we didn't fill your order completely. Please send us a DM so we can make it right!

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Hey @sweetgreen where’s the rest of my bowl? $16 for half a meal is criminal.

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Why do all girls wear leather on NYE?

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