J Topps Comedy

Clearly my attempts at becoming an online influencer are not working out. Follow for some laughs! Sports, Politics, Celebrities...mostly my daily observations

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

If this is your current car AC situation...you do NOT need to worry about Biden's tax plan. #biden #bidenstaxplan

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

I am genuinely happy for the Oilers and my friends who are Oiler fans. As a Leafs fan, I don't hate on other Canadian teams. Unless we are playing against them. That's what separates us from Americans. We cheer for teams with national pride! #tsn #leafs #oilers #BringBackTheCup

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

I never gave the idea of a legacy much thought but if there was ever one to have or want...this would be it! #WhatARide #SupportTeachers

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

I weld a kind of power that few ever know...the ability to shape a mind or a life forever and quite possibly x 10 x 100 x 1000! How fulfilling is it to know that an educator can leave a fond memory that stays with another person their whole life!

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

I get asked all the time how I became a Cowboys fan. Well I started watching around the age of 10ish and they were always on at 4pm & MNF on local Detroit channels. The point of the story is Dallas Cheerleaders! 👀🙈 #AmericasTeam #Loyal #NeverKnewTheScore #HalftimeWasTheBestTime

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

After watching a lady 2 weeks ago, attempting to cool her crotch down over a splash pad geyser, in her white jean shorts, in a popular DT location, is now on the news for a girl walking her pet alligator on a leash thru the same spot. Philly is different! #DetroitHasARauncyCousin

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

#OntarioElection2022 #OntarioVotes #BuckABeer @StevenDelDuca @liberal_party @OntarioNDP @ontario_liberal @CBCNews @CTVWindsor @TheBeerStoreON

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

People should just put 'YouTube & Google' on their resume under Education 🤣 #Google #YouTube #education #InformedGeneration #resume

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

@Raptors @McDonalds You know we're all rooting for the Raps to make 12 threes tonight 🍟#freefries

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

I didn't realize 'National Tight Ends Day' was a football thing 😄 #NationalTightEndsDay #NFL #DoingInstaWrong #Disappointed #NotYourDayInstaModels

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

Murphy coming out to "Bad to the Bone" made me think of Al Bundy after a taco bell sesh! #LaurenMurphy #UFC267 #AlBundy #MMA #MMATwitter #Shevchenko

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

Hoping I get to use my VIP 'vaccine status' to hit up a casino buffet soon 😅 #VaccinePassports #VaccinePassport #Ontario #DougFord #BuffetsAreGood #covidontario #FeelingFreeAndWild

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

Looks like I can still be a 'Free Citizen' and go to the movies 😅
#COVID19 #Ontario #DougFord #VaccinePassports #VaccinePassport #DemocracyEroded #covidontario #COVID19AB

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

You know you're a degenerate when you receive a Facebook TMZ Top Fan Badge. #BadgeOfDishonour
#TMZ #NotByLuck #Facebook #TopFan

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

Wonder what the Elementary School kickback was on those days? #TheyFailedUs

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

No wonder so many of us have body issues...they conditioned in grade school to get excited for Pizza Hutt Days! Or insert whatever special fast food day here! No one forgets the boiled hotdogs Wednesdays! #DidntStandAChance #GradeSchoolsFailedUs #JunkFoodConditioning #Elementary

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

Missing the days of drinking Mcds Orange powder from a big Gatorade bucket with fresh warm hose water during those early elementary school days! Usually after doing something like a Hula-Hoop Contest. #McdsOrangeStuff #TooManyHotDogDays #FunFairDays #Nostalgia #HulaHoop

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

Ok the secrets out...I've been doing Carmen Electra Strippercise workouts...again 😆 @carmenelectra #strippercise #CarmenElectra #Exercise2021CovidStyle #TodaysGenerationSuzanneSomers

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

The entire 2021-22 Senior Lakers team is going to need load management on the back to back games 🤣 Time to invest in some more team physicians! Nothing like an entire team farewell tour 👋 @Lakers @nba #Lakers #NBATwitter #ESPN #NBA

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

Wondering if Caitlyn Jenner could still compete in the Women's Decathlon 🤔 #Jenner #Olympics #OlympicGames #Olympics2021 #Decathalon #SeriousQuestion

[J Topps Comedy @JTopps1]

It's a 'Gong' show in women's Shot Put 💪 #Gong #Olympics2021 #CHN #shotput #Olympics #OlympicGames #Olympics2020