Jack

Realist. Normal dude. works for a living

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

Bro @Target replaced the classic red Target balls with the new red Target cocks. Not a fan.

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

I think that Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is pointless and stupid.

Wanna know what else I think is dumb?

The fact left-wingers are triggered about this after they spent the last decade plus renaming sports teams, public schools and universities, streets and highways, food and condiment brands, and redefining half the dictionary altogether.

Here’s a list of some in case you forgot:

• Washington Redskins ➡️ Commanders

• Cleveland Indians ➡️ Guardians

• Stanford Indians ➡️ Cardinals

• Loudoun County Raiders ➡️ Captains

• Edmonton Eskimos ➡️ Elks

• Columbus Day ➡️ Indigenous Peoples’ Day

• Lee–Jackson Day ➡️ eliminated

• Robert E. Lee High School ➡️ John Lewis High

• Jefferson Davis Highway ➡️ Richmond Highway

• Mount McKinley ➡️ Denali

• Fort Bragg ➡️ Fort Liberty

• Fort Hood ➡️ Fort Cavazos

• Boy Scouts of America ➡️ Scouting America

• Aunt Jemima ➡️ Pearl Milling Company

• Uncle Ben’s Rice ➡️ Ben’s Original

• Eskimo Pie ice cream bars ➡️ Edy’s Pie

• Land O’Lakes ➡️ removed the Indian, but kept the land

• Illegal alien ➡️ undocumented worker

• Hispanic ➡️ Latinx (a term Hispanics did not want and do not use)

• Mother ➡️ birthing person

• Anchor baby ➡️ child of noncitizens

• black ➡️ Black

• Breastfeeding ➡️ chest feeding

• Inmate / prisoner / convict / felon ➡️ justice-involved person

• Ex-con / ex-felon ➡️ returning citizen

• “Gender” as a biological fact interchangeable with “sex” to being a social construct

• Fat ➡️ plus-sized

• Master bedroom ➡️ primary bedroom

• Manhole ➡️ utility hole

And so on and so on. . .

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

The engineer who designed that house's column structure deserves a national medal.

[Coleton Furlow @coletonfurlow]

Democrats: “You can’t just rename Lake Ontario to Lake America. That’s not how reality works!”

Also Democrats: “Anyway, this is Jessica. She used to be Steve.”

[Jack @Jtrains7]

@vkhosla That first presser was brutal, but this is real. I’m back on the new ownership train I quickly jumped off

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Amazing. Simply amazing.

[Jack @Jtrains7]

@itsrosesm Perfect!! ✌️

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Seattle got exactly what they voted for and now residents want Democrats gone

- Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson went from 56% approval rating 4 months ago to now just 37%
- Seattle City Council dropped 20 points in just months

Mayor Katie Wilson says this is because of how unsafe the city is so in response she’s out painting bus lanes, she says this will improve safety…..

Democrats are almost like a parody in America…. Nobody cares about you painting a bus lane, they care about the out of control crime and homeless out on the streets harassing people

Socialism has consequences

Seattle City Council has 9 members, all of them are Democrats

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is what happened in 2018 when ABC tried to goad Dolly Parton into attacking Trump

Every celebrity should take note:

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

WTF?

Best Buy refused to sell this man a laptop cause he said “thank you sir” to some man pretending to be a woman.

I’m tagging @BestBuy so we can all let them know how you feel about this.

[correlation @nosyone4]

3.31 MILLION VIEWERS WATCHED THE FEVER BLOW OUT THE SKY AND CAITLIN DROP 37 POINTS AND 10 ASSISTS WITH 8 MADE THREES

MOST WATCHED WNBA GAME SINCE ITS OPENING WEEKEND IN 1997

THE FACE

[Jack @Jtrains7]

@CWilliamson44 😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

The feeling of losing my Aunt Dolly is beyond what feels right to share. Our most sacred moments were private and they’ll stay there behind the stage, beneath the glamour & between our hearts.

What I KNOW is Dolly would want me to feel it, write a song about it, and then continue on and be strong. I have an angel by my side. I always have. One of our last conversations was about music and metamorphosis. 🦋

I will always love her and want to make her proud. My heart breaks for the world, her family and friends who will miss her deeply. We’re in this loss together and we will see her in all of the most beautiful things. 💖 @dollyparton

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

Caitlin Clark has gone to the free-throw line exactly 4 times (excluding 1 tech) over the last 12 quarters (3 games) of play.

She has been treated like trash by the league, media, refs, and it’s players — It must stop.

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

⛽️Crude oil peaked around $120 per barrel during our conflict with Iran.

Today it's around $83 per barrel.

Down $37 or 31%.

By the math, $4 gas should be $2.76 per gallon right now.

The oil companies and gas stations are sticking it to us right now, and they can't hide it anymore.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

3.2M+ views. We are going to break the algorithm before it breaks us.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

Reminder that Dolly Parton didn't leave this world as some fragile lady, she left like a hot rockstar in heels & leather.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy.

She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid.

The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%.

She handed out the checks herself.

In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college.

When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months.

You've probably heard that part.

Here's the part you haven't:

The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top.

Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave.

She built her county an entire hospital.

She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it.

In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees.

Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal.

In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release.

And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it.

She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway.

She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did.

Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[Ryan Saavedra @RyanSaavedra]

Never buy Girl Scout cookies again.