Tyler Sims

A rather pithy statement.

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@shhharpe I was wondering how long it took to get good. I watched the first two episodes and was like "meh".

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@rachelwoznicki The s is possessive. So it's like saying, "Let's go to Rachel's (house)."

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@shhharpe Wait, is this sarcasm? I wouldn't be surprised if not, but damn lol.

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SJWs: Don't assume someone's gender! Also SJWs: *accuse strangers of manspreading, thereby assuming they are men*

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@victasticc @ItsLukeThomas When you make a purchase from any corporation ever, you are endorsing every action of its executive team and investors. #letspoliticizeitall

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@SarahGoffinet Well at least you don't have guys periodically shout "fag!" at you as you walk. At least the harassment is complimentary.

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@HunnerSandage I have no understanding of your methods nor their success, but therein lies the beauty.

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*generic motivational platitude to kick off the New Year*

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It looks like Trump will end up being a little behind on the popular vote. Yet another reason to do away with electoral votes.

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@McLovinLuke We can just pretend my prediction from 10 hours earlier never happened...XD

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Look at the bright side: Now we get to mock Trump for 4 years of not delivering on his promises.

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@chelskeen_ "Skeen-o-meter!" - Dan Lacy. You are the instrument by which Skeens are measured.

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Sanders is like a dad who has to explain to his kids that they won't be going to Disney World after all. #BernieOrBust

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Sims' Law of Compensation: The size of your dick is inversely proportional to how loud your vehicle is.

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Complains that women are under-represented in the STEM fields...majors in gender studies. Classic. #feminism

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Hillary ignores Bernie, so Bernie responds by ignoring her and turning to confront Trump more directly then she has done. #BernieTrumpDebate

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@dseibert20 He pretty clearly was referring to campaign fundraising lol.

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Can Trump and Megyn please just get a room already? The sexual tension is cringeworthy.