Juan Camilo Roa

[Chaaaaarrrlie @byCaLiTosYT]

El futuro es esto, no pantallas enormes panorámicas sin alma!!!!

[(Doll) @martinTinolover]

Muéstrate al mundo y regresa desde arriba

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

WESLEY SNEIJDER:

"Busquets was an extremely annoying player; he always hit others but never wanted to be hit himself. As soon as he took a hit, he would start crying. An absolute crybaby. I literally had fights with him in every match. There was a moment when I said to him, 'I’ll see you in Ibiza in the summer, then we can talk, you and I.'

In 2010, we beat Barcelona 3-1 at home, then we had to go to Camp Nou, and 8 minutes in, Motta fouled him, and Busquets started rolling on the ground while looking through his hands to see if Motta would get a red card. Then he got up and was fine, the crybaby. A completely unpleasant guy."

[love(r) @lovescritos]

la gente no entiende lo importante que es el silencio en las mañanas

[Montoya @montoyatrrr]

esa gente que tiene activado el flash para las notificaciones qué síndrome padecen

[Zorro&Machete @niko77ina]

El plátano dorado, es una invitación a la fábrica de Kythos 😍

[The League + 🏆🌎 @LeagueOfi]

Desde ese momento se quebró algo en todas las selecciones Colombia.

[Gol Garra @ElGolGarracol]

Dayro Moreno en la concentración de la selección Colombia.

[Nico @Ferchoo_1946]

Lamine fácilmente puede ser un veneco de patio bonito

[urvans @urvans_]

muy buena esta conversacion pero te voy a tener que diagnosticar

[Adolf Momosho Nairo 🐔👹🔪 @RMS_Mauretania]

Si los perros pudieran hablar estoy seguro que dirían "SAPO HIJUEPUTA TÚ POR QUÉ ME TRAES A ESTE MALPARIDO CENTRO COMERCIAL LLENO DE GENTE, LLÉVAME AL PARQUE PEDAZO DE MARICA, TRATAME SERIO PUESSSS"

[ValentinaBustamante @valentinabz]

Por ahora no pienso sobornar a nadie pero gracias de todas formas mi dios le pague.

[Peach @b_j_0_r_k]

Wait a minute I called this

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

The fuck you mean most people can't hear the little whistling and humming noise most electronics constantly make?

[estafa deNmer 💩 @diegorroo]

El papel higiénico se tira en el inodoro y no pienso discutirlo con nadie.
Tener papelera en el baño es un asco.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

this is killing me bc wdym an F1 driver is supposed to be wearing prescription glasses but just doesn’t

[Patches @senator_gun]

I know they be feuding!

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[b @wwxwashere]

got asked “why do you think you stand out?” at an interview where i was under qualified. i said “i earned my degree before any AI existed, which means i don’t depend on it and i believe you’ll find most of your other candidates do”

got the second interview LOL

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

you can just comment “you two look nice” on a photo of 3 people. it’s free and legal