Juan Carlos

Make it so Number One

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

Ossoff got them so shook, they flew in Melania
https://t.co/Q5WboVbT0S

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

If Democrats do everything right, the national debt will matter again at 12:01 pm on January 20, 2029.

[Dal Riata Capital @ReganCoda]

Coked to the tits. Lmao

[River Page @river_is_nice]

They’d never get away with this shit if Joan Rivers were still alive

[isa Ψ @ewansrhider]

vocês quebrando a cabeça tentando explicar o novo visual da dreamfyre e a resposta é óbvia: trocaram a atriz

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I love Pop Base reporting on this as if it is a real political event

[KPop Zigger Hunter @IhateMerkel22]

Ok but why is she dressed like the Shogun of the EU?

[litquidity @litcapital]

Jamie Dimon announcing JPMorgan co-presidents today

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

the job of uk prime minister being the irl equivalent of the defence against the dark arts teacher

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

A Catholic leading the UK

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Jake | A Cool Youth Pastor | #BridgerBrigade @VigilantesSaber]

This show ages better by the day, unfortunately.

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Ms. Pat was in DISBELIEF and couldn’t stop ROASTING Theo Von after finding out his dad had him at 70 years old while his mom was only 30 😭💀👀

[JT @jiratickets]

The HR lady waving goodbye at the end of the emergency all-hands zoom call announcing the firing of 15,800 employees

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me staying away from the drama, but close enough to get all of the tea

[Nathan Soares Barcelos @NathanSoaresBa4]

Leonardo Dicaprio ganhou o seu primeiro e único Oscar até hoje com 41 anos. Tua hora vai chegar Toyota Chevrolet, mas não é hoje.

[Xay @hoodopulence]

In hindsight they were preparing us for the club

[Overfit Quantitative Strategies @OverfitQuantit1]

The force is unusually strong with him.