Ben White

#fictitious

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 HISTORY! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Max Dowman becomes the YOUNGEST EVER Premier League winner. 🤯

16 years old and 139 days. 📍

[jaden @JadenAFC]

CHAMPIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

It all worked out ❤️

[🧏🏾 @HawkesAFC]

AND NOW YOU’RE FUCKING GONNA BELIEVE US❤️❤️❤️😭

[£ryk @Ez_AFC]

How I’m turning up to work tomorrow

[🇵🇹🇫🇷🇧🇷#CancelLoveIsland @kyriewolves]

National Treasure just came on

[- @DJ___129]

Dopamine wore off

[Tripp @FullTimeTripp]

One last job, brother.

[BROWNNIE🤍✨🇵🇹 @HurpeBrown]

“Yamal is better than Olise”

Me:

[MBYTES37 @BbusyBytes]

Watching Olise Mbappe Diaz vini then switched tab and saw trossard n Madooks

[🇸🇨 @tsukkiyomiii]

Slid in her dms and she actually responded

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When she starts texting you again after ghosting you for a month

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

“Unfortunately after reviewing your application..”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Press R3”

8 year old me:

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

When God answers that prayer only you & him know about

[Ilyaz 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇮🇯🇵 @AomineReborn]

When Dowman retires at the end of his career and they show todays highlight reel

[Ghana Gunner @AFC_Fazeel]

Arsenal 2026

[Egal @EGTVEgal]

Mood #CHEARS

[S👻 @scrapytweets]

This Citeh’s hatewatch in their last 3 prem games

[Egal @EGTVEgal]

Man City drop points
Tottenham lost
Thomas Frank had an Arsenal cup
Chelsea lost
Aston Villa drop points
Man United draw

What a day of football 🤣