VelvetPuddin

Random tweeting is a hobby. I’m really here for the comments.

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

Requested a callback from @TMobile cuz the wait was long. Got a callback 5 minutes later and I've been on hold for going on 15 minutes. Wtf y'all call me back for if y'all wasn't ready! 🤦🏾‍♀️

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

So I’m scrolling through the @DailyMail app when I came across an advertisement to purchase a gun from @WishShopping. This type of stuff is exactly what we DONT need. Shame on both of y’all. And why are guns on the wish app anyway?

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but…individual lash extensions should NOT be glued to your eyelid. 🥴

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

@Uber on of y’all punk ass Uber Eats delivery drivers straight up just stole me damn food and I AM PISSED!!!

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

Friend: I don’t want to be cremated and put in a urn cuz I would be stressed out worrying about getting knocked over.
Me: bitch you will be dead, yo time for worrying will be over. TF???

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

Woke up this morning to a random 4K...out the fucking blue!!! No rent for me until April. And all I say is...

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

I might be trippen but @leslieodomjr did you fart in the scene on the roof? 🤣 #OneNightInMiami

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

The soundtrack to #Disney #SafetyMovie is liitttt!!! They got songs I forgot about.

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

In life...you have to earn those leniency’s. #livingNlearning

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

Random thought...Why are the streets of New York always wet at night in movies?

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

She put sugar in the spaghetti sauce and now I’m mad and hungry as fuck. #whatthefuckisudoin

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

@janette_pargas Oh wow

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

I like the way all the news outlets keep referring to this as a protest when it’s clearly a damn riot. Y’all tried it tho. #capitol

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

@GerardButler the capital needs Mike Banning. RIGHT NOW. #olympushasfallen #capitol

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

Is it easy to storm the capital? If you a Trump Supporter it is very easy. #thisshitiscrazy #olympushasfallen

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

Im in the mood to write write some poetry. Topic suggestions???

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

Woke up to see my hometown of Rockford made national news headlines and is trending on Twitter. A mass shooting?? And mofos wonder why I don’t like to go home to visit. They be wilden in the Rock.

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

I just realized I am NOT a cute popcorn eater. #popcornalldownmyshirt

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

It burns my biscuits when I ask a mofo a question and they give me the answer to everything except the question that I asked. 🤬

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

I agree!!! I feel like you can get over bad sex but bad head will have you mad for a cool lil minute. 🤣🤣

[VelvetPuddin @JuceeJae30]

Which is worst. Bad head or bad sex?