Jude Schmidt

all of my tweets must to be read in my annoying voice, you know the pitch UVA ‘23

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Nova kids say, “I know a place”, then take you to spirit rock and you get a UTI

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Republicans b like: it’s a girl!!! 💗💗

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Wait fuxk this isn’t google

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Joe burrow deepfake gay porn

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@samironIine Evil Lana b like: find me through my dealer, he’ll pick up his phone

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Tell me this ain’t timothy longo

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Instead of rainbow capitalism, this is what pride should be like https://t.co/IRmqt5bOTt

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This is camp

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You ever watch someone’s snap story, and you’re like: bitch please move to Texas or in-land Florida, the east coast is not for u babes.

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Me doing any of my readings this week https://t.co/6rTi8CnnYu

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Who was in Paris? KIM GETTING HER ASS ROBBED!

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These frat boys tryna make discussion during zoom rush

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Nobody likes my tweets amymore I’m about to cry Wft

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Ken Elzinga says, under his mercy, buy Gamestonk 🚀🚀💯🐵🍌

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When you come home from work and your geeb is sitting on your dining room table 🙈

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@WillC167 Again by yui was superior 🙈

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Let Kamala borrow ur Telfar @AOC

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Me tryna convince armie hammer I’m a rotisserie chicken so we can get booed up

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Getting belligerently drunk