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16. Mental illnesses: Pansexual, Femboy, Gamer, Artist, Basil fan

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Might I point you towards my art account, person who's looking at this one?

@BlackmoorVhit

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man the world's really gone to shit since I've been gone, huh.

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@cgpgrey the great commune of pizza hut

because nobody outpizzas the hut, not even world superpowers

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quietly losing my shit at this video because it's 3:30 am

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@db_witch some curse, now I can be annoying more efficiently. This is a purely winning scenario.

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their ass is NOT firing a weapon
#UmurangiGeneration

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"Hello, horrors from another lifetime?"

" "

"Thanks, my life expectancy is significantly lower."

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*dramatic music fades in*
"Our worlds..."
*big thud with a reveal of planets collapsing*
"are in danger."

and there you go, every sci-fi/action movie trailer EVER

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my twitter etiquette for no fucking reason:

If you reply to something, and somebody replies (with something good) to that, like it

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@Telepeturtle pov: your joke is really funny but only to you

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@TylorStankley you're forgetting wrath, sloth, and greed for how much he kills, how much he sleeps, and for how attached to material possessions he is

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"hey dude we're coming over, you better have snacks or money to buy some"

*opens cupboard to find it completely empty aside from a half-empty peanut butter container and a cobweb, then opens wallet for nothing to be in there and for a fly to saunter out*

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me and the other 500 trolls fighting for last place in fashion famous:

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me when i can't stay under 5'9" (this is the optimal femboy height)

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holy shit my fingers

ow

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@vrycoolstickman it's a carepost movie, who shits?

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this is extremely useful info for our dear kleptomaniacs out there

[jolt 🌧️ @joltjot]

all vending machines use the same key. you can just buy one off amazon

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WE EATIN' GOOD TONIGHT BOYS

FITTY-TWO EPISODES

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@RonnieMcFastman @BlackmoorVhit i'll fucking kill you, they won't be able to find the body once i'm done with it.

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Might I point you towards my art account, person who's looking at this one?

@BlackmoorVhit

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I like my women like how I like my paper: Old and wrinkly.