Judith Woods

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@VonBitchPants 1984

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@BankersUmbrella cheap French supermarket as I always mislay the nice ones and there's never a cartridge issue. Mont Blanc heavenly tho'

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@BankersUmbrella Mont Blanc or Silver Cross or Waterman or Cheap French Supermarket?

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@Sam_at_AMS @JudithWoods yes indeed...on reflection this isn't about sexism but good manners

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@LessGrumpy ha! Potter Row acsh. The Glory Days!

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@TheRetroExec Thank you for highlighting with generosity of spirit....have fallen on my Silver Cross (fountain pen not pram) in shame

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@oditorium mea culpa and apols for the egregious error. I would say that maths not my strongest suit but that would be a cop out...

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@cerysmatthews @JudithWoods @TheGoodLifeExp @Telegraph As a journalist I always carry an axe...for hatchet jobs. Glorious to meet you.

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@KirstieMAllsopp @JudithWoods Good point! Age, stage and weight seemingly not causal links. Btw I still dream of your serried frockage...

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@mcmrhona well thank you; I am adopting an episodic Dickensian to always leave em wanting mo

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@MichaelPDeacon @LettersDesk @allisonpearson I concur. Fully. We need more readers just like This Excellent Reader.

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@RegalRogue @JudithWoods Ooh yes please; I'm actually in need of Vermouth to Mooth Resucitation.

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@JoannaEdenMusic No. No you can not come to dinner. My husband thinks you are hot. Add biscuits and you will tip my marriage over the edge.

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