Judith Okoye

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

If your kid turns out to be the smartest in his/her class, I recommend taking them to another school where they’ll be more challenged academically.

[﹆ @flowzki]

assassinating bad and corrupt political leaders suddenly.

[Stikesh 7 @Stikesh3]

nigerians too crazy, if you buy stuff and you wan pay but your network no good, them go begin look you like thief 😂😭

[Kes IZODUWA ⚡ @Kestim_]

Make we first get light to produce potato and plantain chips first…

[mike. @mikealebiosu]

without twitter, a lot of us wouldn’t even know what is happening in this country.

the mainstream media has failed woefully.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I hate when I drink too much water and I can hear it moving around in my stomach. Makes me feel like a coconut.

[K E N E @kingsly_kenn]

I have the ick whenever someone calls meat “protein” around me.

“Should I add protein?” You might as well add triacylglycerols too. Mumu

[Ria💕 @Uche_Gloriaa]

God is not preparing you for anything,you’re just súffering because of bad gòvernment.

[𝒰𝒢𝒪𝒩𝒲𝒜𝒩𝒴𝐼 👸 👑 @OmarUgonwanyi]

Me looking at people trying to stop the Keke i chartered.

[𝐉𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐍 @j0_szn]

Just retweet!

[Bólúwatifẹ́ 🥷🏾 @tifemmy_]

Good Morning @officialABAT

Please don’t Renew my Hope 😭🤲🏻

E don do

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

If you are not smart enough, your parents will ruin your life.

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

“Let me eat your pussy”

Why? Una no cook for house?

[🦋 Chef Nma 🧑🏿‍🍳🦋 @nma_black]

Normalize letting your child tell their side of the story, adults are not always right and some are liars.

[son of the sun @The_Solifer]

“Obey before you complain” has to be the most stupid shit I’ve ever heard older people say

[LAZY YUTE @lazeeyute]

if you wan sack me, na immediately, but if I wan resign, I must give you 4 weeks notice

you no see as you wise? 😂

[mike. @mikealebiosu]

“first date this, unlimited ogogoro that”

meanwhile, we should be coming together to figure out how to protest before this man kills all of us.

fuel is fucking ₦1,500.

[lactosification @nenamisteriosaa]

If I ever become religious out of the blue ,just know I’m 5 secs from killing myself

[🧸 @_y3maya]

netflix helping you complete the spelling of a movie they don’t have

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

Money buys a lot of extremely underrated things. Convenience. Time. Options. Privacy. Distance from nonsense.