Judson Paul Werner

I like golf, beer, cheese, and scotch. UW Madison graduate in 2003. I play bass and guitar. Hi Mom!

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

A match that will live on in the memories of everyone who watched, we are so lucky to have been witnesses 🩵🤍💙❤️

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

That was easily one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed.
Fútbol is great and #FIFAsucks

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

Golf clap. Golf clap forever.
-every neutral fan in the world
#ARGCPV

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

@vincempls .@TerribleMaps

[Vince Mpls @vincempls]

To recap all the amazing comments about this important Wisconsin topic: North of Hwy 29 you leave southern Wisconsin behind. North of 64 you leave dairy farms behind and enter lumber/maple syrup country, and North of 8 is a lawless land of frozen hillbillies.

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

Sell the team. Sell the team.
#selltheteam
I love your chant @RedSox
Let's go @Brewers

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

@BadgerStew Tracks real well.
I seen it!

[Badgermaniac @THEbadgermaniac]

If McIntosh and Fickell aren't fired , we aren't serious about being a real football program.

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

Best case scenario Luke fickell fired tomorrow. AD McIntosh loses his job on Monday for that God awful hire.
Worst case it's just Fickell and it doesn't happen until Monday.
.@ESPNMadison

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

@BigTenNetwork Hey BTN and @FOXSports please have someone tell your head guy in the booth for Wisconsin v Miami(Ohio) that every angle during Miami offense plays shows their guys dancing the play signals on the sideline. Thank you.

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

6
6 outs to free burgers.
#brewers
#thatsmycrew

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

WE'RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! 🏆

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

.@JLevering4 levels up the broadcast with the cribbage reference. Not an opportunity that presents itself often.
#GoBrewers

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

Everbody. Quick, before she's gone for eternity.
Check out Cher's ass.

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

You tell him @EliManning . No one is listening to you Peyton.
#PaintinManning

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

@realEDdoc Sounds right.

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

I'm not going to lie. The country has always been racist, sexist and dumb. Sadly it's also the majority as well.
Idiocracy

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

@ChrisAlvino People programed AI. People programed AI to learn from readily available sources that AI can access quickly and easily.
People suck. People suck more on the internet.
Ergo...
And I am far from a computer scientist.

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

I'm seriously considering going out to buy some Peroni in solidarity.
#EURo2024

[Judson Paul Werner @JudsonWerner]

.@VinceBiegel I stand corrected about your farm. I like cranberry sauce from the can. It's kitsch, camp.
The tragically ludicrous, the ludicrously tragic. Brazen Simpson's quote.
It also makes that cool schlurping sound.