i thought at 23 i was going to be the going out to the bars with my friends girl but actually i’m a reads an entire book in one night with a video stream of a live fireplace in the background type of girl
i need cesar millan because my dog is bad af. just tried to eat raw chicken off the counter and barked at me for telling her no. she’s currently in a time out
dude my fiancé knows me so well. he says “here’s a small fork. i know you like the small ones” like how tf did he know that. i have never said that out loud.
pov you hack my google account and check my search history
“how to make friends”
“hobbies”
“what is *insert medical term”
“travel ultrasound tech salary”
“buzzfeed quizzes/‘tell us how to make a sandwich and we will tell you what childhood traumas you have’”