Limp Bisquick

BLM, VT Alum, proud dog dad, meme connoisseur, Louisville transplant. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

Well this was supposed to say “go to fucking therapy like the rest of us did after Covid.” God damn, conversations with people who’ve hurt your feelings isn’t fun, but it’s not worth 4 years of shittiness and bypassing a ticket booth to raise money for LGBTQ Youth. Jesus.

[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

I don’t use this account very often any more. But to the person who wrote a shitty ass subtweet in February about my best friend, I’m glad I didn’t just post what’s in my drafts now.

[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

Pettiness and bitterness isn’t a good look from someone who claims to love all people. Do fucking better. Have the fucking conversation. It’s been 4 fucking years. And if you can’t, go to fucking therapy.

[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

@_MAGA_NEWS_ We…we could all literally have healthcare and they’d still have money to “buy” Greenland.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

This is what should happen to Nazis.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

US forces have seized a fifth oil tanker in the Caribbean as Washington ramps up enforcement against sanctioned Venezuelan oil shipments.

The vessel, Olina, was boarded in a pre-dawn operation by US Marines and Navy forces, the military said.

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

My father is 89.
Born in 1936.
Whip smart.

Was in the Korean War.
Stationed in Okinawa.
He’s been around.
Seen some shit.

Stopped by for a couple happy hour beers today, and asked him about the ICE killing.

He said 2 words…
2 words only…

Gestapo shit.

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

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[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

Dear, @CookOut
We, the people of Louisville, are asking you to put one, if not two cookouts in the Louisville Metro Area. We think it would serve you well. I myself will eat there at least 3 times a week and risk clogging my arteries at 34 y/o. Please hear our wishes. Love you.

[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

I’m so god damn overwhelmed by life right now that I’m an asshole to my partner and friends. I knew this start up company would take a toll on me but fuck. I can’t even sleep through a night without waking up and panicking. I just wanna go back to living in the background

[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

@JDVance hey…can you stop going on national tv and lying about everything for your own gain? Ok. Thanks. 😘

[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

When you’re busy all summer and have a couple of weekends off being busy, it’s weird. It’s like “hey what’s up homies, who’s gaming tonight?” And they’re all like “we hanging cause it’s summer and you haven’t been around.” Honestly fair. 2026 I’m spending the summer in my room

[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

This is some Nazi fucking shit and such a waste of OUR money

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: This is SO Embarrassing.

US Soldiers are practicing in Washington D.C. for Trump's Military/Birthday Parade this weekend.

This reminds me of North Korea. How about you?

[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

@TravisKWilliams

[🇪🇺 🇺🇦 Borg Fella 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @BorgFella420]

JD Vance - DEI Hard

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

"you gawt tew say pwease n tank u mr zwensky, i read about in my stowies"

[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

@Nick_Colletti Thank you for this dude. As someone who’s knowingly struggled with ADHD since 2000 (8 years old), it means a lot to see this.

[Limp Bisquick @JugheadWilliams]

This is demonic

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

When your 4 year old accidentally tells THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD that YOU STOLE THE ELECTION FOR DONALD TRUMP

Keep in mind this was FOUR HOURS before ANY NEWS OUTLET HAD CALLED THE RACE.

So much for “They’ll never know!” @elonmusk. And just so *you* know: WE ALWAYS FUCKING KNEW