V8 Juice

Jeb! 2028

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I wish to be a happy Sisyphus, because existing in this world feels more like a Promethean monotony.

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is it even real love if she doesnt take film photos of yall when youre fuckin?

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

We can bring a man to the moon and yet we can’t make jizz taste good 😔

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

PAPER!
CUT!
ON!
MY!
NIPPLE!!!!

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

Accidental terf bangs are the ontological equivalent of going bald

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

RFK jr sounds like two geriatric poodles trying to kill each other

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splitting hairs will not make you less bald

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

BREAKING NEWS: pussy still tastes good

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

Brits be like “whilst”

Just fucking say while, you sound pretentious

“Whilst” lmfao, fucking losers

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

Since Katara could blood bend, do you think she could also cum bend?

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No matter who wins pussy still tastes good.

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

If Texas turns blue I will do K

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

Listen, I learned my lesson. I didn’t vote in the 2000 election. This time I’m voting for Gore/Lieberman. It’s their turn.

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

I wish dodgers fans committing celebratory civil disorder a very get away with all of your nonviolent misdemeanors

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

Bass guitar players who are men??

Eww, gross. Go take a shower.

Bass guitar players who aren’t men?

🫠🥵🤪😜😛😏😩😤🤯🥶🥵🫣🫨🤤😮‍💨

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

Everyone’s sharing their boyfriends on IG like okay we get it he’s ugly, you’re ruining my day and bumming me out

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

Pr*ject 2025 is kinda like if Cheney had Facebook in 2001

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

Alan cumming? I sure hope he is🥵

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

madonna might be 2.5 times my age

that’s not problematic, that’s hot🥵

[V8 Juice @JuiceV8]

How about we walk tuah the poll and vote on that thang?