Ham Leg

At thy twilight, old thoughts return, in great waves of nostalgia.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@GardenHermXOXO @_Yapologist @LILITH123454 @Uc_heyy02 To be fair, what noble man in Westeros doesn't want to be like the Dragonknight. He was the greatest knight to ever live.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@Uc_heyy02 "blood to wake dragons". It was the massive blood sacrifice in a burning fire that woke the dragons. Daenerys had absolutely nothing to do with it. These notions of magical blood lineages and prophecies become ever more dubious the more they are scrutinized.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@SeanDOlfc On the contrary. It's beloved by midwits who think they're geniuses for understanding surface level relativity. Wowed by spectacle to the point that they are blind to how terrible the character writing is.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@jet7111 @westerosies Neither does Egg in the story

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@themadrileno92 @JavierWoT On the contrary. Your little ape brain likes a story for the little doapmine hit you get when something surprises you, we with brains like good character moments and sophisticated writing. We enjoy the journey. Try again

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@Creativemelody1 Literally the most important character in the entire asoiaf world

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@themadrileno92 @JavierWoT If a story is ruined for you because you know how it ends, then you don't like stories for the right reasons.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@Teslimatttt They don't care for their young, a lot of species lay eggs then fuck off.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@DJ_ILLIN_PAIN Drogon*

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@DJ_ILLIN_PAIN That's not the reason though, the reason is to simply keep up with the already existing trend. Dragon had black flames in the book, yet they gave him regular flames in the show for "realism" purposes. In fact,pretty much no dragon breathes regular old fire yet they all do in hotd

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@GyllstromPetri @DJ_ILLIN_PAIN

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@emeyorX None of them. It's Bloodraven and it's not close.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@dragonnstag The show panders to midwit middle aged mothers, can't expect much.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@Targ_Nation Book Daenerys ain't getting a whiff of that throne btw

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@FeetGoblin @thedudeman450 It's still not even remotely true. I mean hell, portal 2 is on this list and its writing is significantly better. Portal 2 has some of the most intelligent writing of any videogame ever.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@GalvaConner @slim3puppy World is massively untrue. Without their dragons, they already aren't anything special. There are probably minor lords in Yi Ti that have more wealth and command more men.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@GumballChowder @knockupwood @thedudeman450 Nintendo is for fat chuds. Ocarina is their only good game.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@ManchuJoe @RocketFlood @knockupwood @thedudeman450 Retard

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@FeetGoblin @thedudeman450 This is not even remotely true. Rdr2's story is derivative and uninspired. You only think it's good because you get to larp as "le sad cowboy" whom you infantilize coupled with the fact that you're too riddled with ADHD to read a book. Lonesome Dove completely mogs as a western.

[Ham Leg @JuicyHamLeg]

@Sir_radington @thedudeman450 Bro plays with his balls and nothing else