Sown Among Thorns

the ebb and flow

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

@beatricerosee @MHaubenstein Thank you!

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

@MHaubenstein @itsbritlit did they manage to get him off the ledge ?

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

I'll be honest, the hardest part of this quarantine is the liquor stores being closed. #PA #Missmytequila

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

Me:
[Sobs uncontrollably in driver's seat of a car at the dealership]
...
Yep, this one's perfect!

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

I WANT

FRENCH FRIES.

GOD DAMN this Mexico trip. #justletmebefat

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

If Nicole Ritchie has taught me anything, it's that you don't have to be pretty, just ridiculously skinny #theuglytruth #wellimscrewed

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

Shoot for the moon. Even of you miss, well hopefully the change in pressure and lack of oxygen will take you out pretty quickly. #demotivational #inspiration #quotesoftheday

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

[Me to HR]:
"I JUST DON'T SEE WHY WE KEEPING LETTING PEOPLE BRING THEIR KIDS INTO WORK BUT DOGS AREN'T ALLOWED."
[HR]: "..."
#puppies #whyicanthavekids

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

[Amidst the internal screams]
*smiles*
"I'm fine, how are you?" #mentalhealth #Itdoesntgetbetter

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

[Waves to attorney about to go on maternity leave]: "happy... baby!...?

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

Can the crop top, high-waisted fashion nightmare end now please? #fatandfurious #thickgirlproblems #trashbagitis

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

No offense but HOWW DOES A LEGAL ASSISTANT MAKE MORE THAN A PARAMEDIC?! #Winethoughts #qtna #thisasickworld

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

Memories from 5 years ago shouldn't still have this strong of a gut punch effect on me. #Itdoesntgetbetter #doesit

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

"As a country, we are sending millions of women back to work every year, incredibly and kind of horrifically soon after they give birth." https://t.co/saaT50nvzE

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

Everything's gonna be fine #WhiteLiesYouTellKids

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

[LOOKS AT LIFE]
"I DON'T WANT THIS" #Canthisbeanightmare #isthisit

[Sown Among Thorns @JujuB_Back]

Me trying to justify breaking my diet:
"WELL JESUS ATE CARBS" #fatgirlproblems