Aasim Jukaku

product guy. ex-SoCal but now in Bay. originally from Detroit. love Halo/CoD & snowboarding & catan.

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

@travisk Can I get an appeal on the start date? I’m like 6-7 months too late but I’m still here at Uber

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

hey @elonmusk @DarioAmodei @sama - how come none of your platforms have a "family" style plan? I don't wanna buy a bunch of individual plans for the wife and kids, but also the "business" ones don't really make sense either...

@grok @claudeai @ChatGPTapp

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

This is NOT freeing the Iranian people!!!
This is murdering their children!!!
WTF are you insane people doing???
AMERICA DOES NOT SUPPORT THIS!!!

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

See for yourself

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

Flyin A321 @aa 1st class. agent won’t let me board until I zip close carryon extender cuz “it’ll break overhead & plane then unserviceable”. had to REPACK in jetbridge. Obv buncha 💩.

Get on - overhead EMPTY & extender bags EASILY fit w/ spare room

✌️@aa
@united @delta - sup👋

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

best part: had to put stuff in backpack & pant pockets

complained bout flying int’l like this. Asked if new policy cuz I always extend, got snarky response 😒 then Agent 2 w/ str8 face: “if not zipped, no longer considered carryon & have to check it” GTFOH 🙄

no wonder $AAL 📉

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

at @voyagercoffee getting some work done on my laptop. these two sat down at table next to me - can’t figure out if their friends or on a date. vibe is weird.

Anyway, they opened a brand new pack of @realUNOgame cards and proceeded to read ALL the rules together. 😶

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

@justinbieber hiring for a Product Manager if you’re looking for a new gig…

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

Why are all the @AppleTV shows so great, but all the movies are so bleh 🥱

shows: silo, severance, foundation, see, constellation, dark matter, etc.

movies: fountain of youth, the gorge, wolfs, argylle, etc.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Remember this video of a Democratic woman being was dragged out of a Republican Townhall in Idaho? Remember how MAGA claimed that the security officers acted appropriately?

They were ALL just charged.

Here are their Names/Charges.

- Paul Trouette – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation 

- Alex Trouette IV – Security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation 

- Russell Dunne – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation 

- Chistofer Berge – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation 

- Jesse Jones – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation 

- Michael Keller – Battery

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

Not sure who at @Boeing designed the stupid carryon storage for the middle column on the @BoeingAirplanes 777s that don’t fit roll-on bags, but they should be fired…. Along with all the airline execs that each signed off and bought these planes. Looking at you @united

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

.@twilio should be forced to do KYC / KYB and then lifetime ban spammers

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

.@Apple needs to make a iMessage junk folder and automatically send all the spam there. The amount of junk texts I get is outrageous

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

wondering which two @jason is hinting at? Hoping it’s not Kamala…

[@jason @Jason]

Democrats have a clear path to beating Trump: pick two moderates & let Joe retire.

… but these power hungry fools around Biden seem content to gift the election to the easiest candidate to beat in the world.

facts to repeat:

1. unemployment is at a 50 year low
2. wages are beating inflation
3. inflation has been defeated (9% to 3%), to the point we might overshoot it
4. the stock market is at an all time high
5. No American soldiers engaged in hot wars — we just loan lease folks weapons. Which however you feel about the two wars, is an optimal strategy for keeping American soldiers safe.

They could pound these talking points and crush Trump — but @JoeBiden can’t even speak clearly 😢🤦

@thedemocrats are incompetent or corrupt if they don’t win this one!

Let alone if they run a business legend like @bobigor, jamie dimon, @Oprah, @MikeBloomberg, @HowardSchultz or @deanbphillips!

[Uber Comms @Uber_Comms]

Hi Bill - we're stepping in for @dkhos who's on a business trip. We pass 100% of the tip to Curb (our taxi partner), and they are required to pass the tip to the driver, usually within a day or so.

The tip isn't showing on this screen because passengers tip after the trip ends, and this screen doesn't refresh. That's why the screen says "tip may be added by passenger after trip completion" and "check trip history for final Grand Total amount".

It's not as clear as it should be for taxi drivers. This is a relatively new product for us, and we'll work with our partners to improve this screen. We're really excited about bringing @Uber demand to taxis - we believe we are better together.

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.

[Aasim Jukaku @jukaks]

@Jason I was gonna make a shoes joke but looks like everyone beat me to it

[Talia Ben-Ora @taliaotg]

Loved ones of Aaron Bushnell, 25, reached out to me and gave me consent to post a blurred version of Bushnell’s protest today against genocide in Palestine.

“Aaron is the kindest, gentlest, silliest little kid in the Air Force,” said Errico, who met Bushnell in 2022.

[Palestine Festival of Literature @PalFest]

Brian Cox reads If I Must Die, by beloved Palestinian poet, teacher and martyr Refaat Alareer.

Refaat was killed on December 7th by an Israeli airstrike.

This was the last poem he published.