jules

live the dash✨

[Eri ♡ @musestoomuch]

imagine the longest nights.. sleep deprived, sore and not having a coherent thought in 2 weeks but the person next to you still makes you laugh and brings a smile to your face.. this is winning the lottery

[Tdtoney1 @Tdtoney1]

The fastest way to spot someone's character: Watch how they treat
people who can't help them.

[🦇 @Lionlovera_]

a mi me voló la cabeza cuando aprendí que asi se ve una banana real y que todas las frutas que comemos hoy en dia han sido mejoradas genéticamente

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

“Legendary actor & comedian Jack black has-“

[َ @_1jiis]

انتي دايما هادية وساكتة
انا مع الي احبه�� وارتاحلهم:

[Bre-40 @CatwalkBre]

Is the grim reaper maga?!?! Bc why they keep taking the wrong ones?

[tommy @opulentdiva]

AND FUCK JOLENE

[Sarah @queseraahh]

Les gars je vais jamais quitter ce réseau

[Maggie Polk @maggiemaymay99]

9:25……Nine to Five, are you KIDDING ME?!?????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Akira @Akir_a997]

“older woman” “1998”

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[Luke Guilbeau @sportguyluke]

You’ve had like 100 fucking food recalls in the last 2 weeks alone. Shut the fuck up

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

OH SHIT

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

The MAGA guy who is flipping off the guy wearing a kill your local pedophile shirt really needs to have his computer hard drive looked at.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me coming out my shy phase when that liquor kicks in

[Pogman @JanPogman2]

They're recalling things that have never been recalled before

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

“Don’t piss me off” is my favorite phrase

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu depois de notar uma leve mudança na energia de alguém para mim:

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

EVERYBODY DYING BUT THAT FAT EVIL ORANGE BITCH IM SO IRRITATED

[?! @suboptimalprim3]

you finally decide to vent to your mom and it suddenly turns into a competition of who's struggling more