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[jules @Julia_westphall]

Turns out all those barre classes were for the sole purpose of helping my brother in law get a 300 pound table up their new walk up

[jules @Julia_westphall]

just got invited to a housewarming in New Brunswick, what is the most polite way to say that is never going to happen

[jules @Julia_westphall]

@madsf88 an iced latte from matto was $3 two years ago rip

[jules @Julia_westphall]

@jmkettle substack is ketamine

[jules @Julia_westphall]

floor stack reveal

[Fluff 🇺🇸🇭🇷 @JJELLYDAYZ]

There’s an entire subreddit that’s just about judging people based on their bookshelves

[jules @Julia_westphall]

Fuck it, Bolaño

[jules @Julia_westphall]

@jmkettle Great minds or something

[jules @Julia_westphall]

My Optimal NYC balance is:
- Monday-Thursday: wake up early for the gym, ignore alarm half the time. Work. Meet a different friend each day 8pm-12am

- Thursday night: 8p-2a go hang out at the bar your friend works at

- Friday evening: Too tired to do anything, go home. Get scared being alone in your apartment and stare in the mirror for ghosts

- Saturday: hang out with your sister who judges your life choices, back to the bar your friend works at. Out until 6

- Sunday: mr. sunday?

[broadglow @broadglow]

Optimal NYC balance is:
- Monday-Thursday: Work & sleep
- Thursday night: 8p-12a happy hour
- Friday evening: Wind-down at 6p latest. HH, Dinner, see where night takes you
- Saturday: all-day chiller, but only light drinking Sat night
- Sunday: Morning /afternoonoff, start recharging at 3pm

Thats how you make money & also enjoy life

[jules @Julia_westphall]

@amelia_metters @zachmoskow @concentrateai I am mid bite of your pizza

[jules @Julia_westphall]

it's only $15 on facebook marketplace to become really annoying about analog stuff

[jules @Julia_westphall]

stepped in corgi cafe over 22yo and they took me to the farm upstate where they shoot the corgis

[jules @Julia_westphall]

@qulaira You have to get really into john waters' films after reading this book

[jules @Julia_westphall]

Devastated to announce that I was the second person to respond to this marketplace listing and the first person was "reliable at delivery"

[jules @Julia_westphall]

@jaredjct ok and he kept dangling a bag over the crows to piss everybody off and then when he turned to leave put on a CONSTRUCTION VEST and parted the crowd

[jules @Julia_westphall]

@jmkettle Basement is too busy in the summer it's good enough to fill the gap

[jules @Julia_westphall]

@14JUN1995 While I don't really agree with her thesis, it's interesting how Sontag considered film to be the least subjected to interpretation where as now "high-brow film" is probably the most. I wonder what the current equivalent would be, maybe tv?

[jules @Julia_westphall]

Every time I throw a party and someone rsvp's yes only to not show up without notice I personally call their mother to explain they raised a rude child. 0% attrition at my birthday now

[Clouds 🌧️ @cloudysprinkles]

tried to have a housewarming a couple of months ago and everyone said they’d come and no one came. i was so nervous and i never invite anyone to anything. i made lil sushi rolls and bought drinks. no one cancelled. no one even apologised, just ghosted. cant stop crashing out now

[jules @Julia_westphall]

Photos from when the air was even more poisonous in 2023