Julia Escaño

Word nerd | @Hootsuite copywriter | @NorthwesternU MSc IMC student | Published in @PrairieFireMag @GrainLitMag @decompjournal | Opinions are my own | 🇵🇭

[Julia Escaño @JuliaEscano_]

Not me, but my husband is a next level sleeper. He can fall asleep on command, like if he decides it’s time to sleep, he *immediately* falls asleep. Then he wakes up when he intends to, often a few seconds before his alarm goes off. So envious.

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Okay, but why does UP need my father’s name, mother’s maiden name, birthday, and birthplace just to give me my uni transcript? You sure you don’t need my religion? Birth order? Medical history??

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@AroundTheWerd @rinlee50740527 @aasian Dude referring to vague friends as if they exist 😇 Then calling an entire nation’s sense of identity “frivolous” is the most 🇺🇸 thing ever. Love it!

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@sandeebobandee Omg this is so scary. I’m glad you’re physically in tact huhu

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@sandeebobandee I…what 🫣

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@jaki_only @sandeebobandee Not bad kasi yung roller thingy made of foam so malambot siya! I just looked stupid hahahaha

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@sandeebobandee @jaki_only Yes, this works!! You have to learn lang how to arrange it properly cos mine looked like beach waves na binagyo lol. And it lasted almost a day and a half 🤦🏻‍♀️😅

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Reminds me of getting denied a Canadian tourist visa because I “had no sufficient ties to home” as if my life, family, friends, career, etc were so worthless that I’d drop it all for the first whiff of Canadian air. Been here 5 yrs now but will probs never reconcile my rage.

[Lian Buan @lianbuan]

Applying for visas is really a dehumanizing experience for the racial minority. Ofcourse, critics (and there are lots now against me) will say "she's so entitled!" If you're okay w/ still paying the price of colonialism, go ahead, but let me feel the rage of my weak passport.

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@sandeebobandee @LiveSmart End of rant hahahaha

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Hey @LiveSmart, been gouged by you for ₽12,000/year for 5 years now. Finally here from Canada and you STILL won’t let me close my account in person. Love how you treat your balikbayans 👏👏👏

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@sandeebobandee @LiveSmart Like ano un, mameke ako ng IDs para lang lokohin sila?😅 Good thing I’m still a citizen though, cos if I had no PH gov’t IDs, this account will follow me until I literally die lol.

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@sandeebobandee @LiveSmart Yup! Been trying to close it for a while, but I had to make an appearance daw. Finally did, but made the mistake of not bringing my physical PH passport kasi just the scan wasn’t acceptable, nor were my actual Canadian gov’t IDs. No way to authenticate daw 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Writing Google search ads sometimes feels like word math—or letters math—and I love it.

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@hootsuite And the big NYC law firm represents a corporation that monopolizes the sale of Christmas trees in North America, threatening to put the family-owned Vermont Christmas tree farm out of business. It’s a Holiday Romeo & Juliet for the digital age 😆

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RIP to my Friendster, Multiply, LiveJournal, and Tumblr accounts. Thanks for making me who I am today 😂

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@jaki_only Omg!! It me also 😆

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If only Galadriel was given the same space Rhaenyra had for her character development, I feel like it’d be 1000% easier to get behind her revenge path.