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[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

@PopcornPost_ At a superstore in yeg when her bf played hockey, they were picking out pumpkins at SEC superstore and I was standing there and didn’t recognize her because she was so tiny irl

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

The Cornell 7. The Hockey Canada 5. If we can’t hold them criminally accountable, can we at least stop making them millionaires?

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

@bellaislovely_ May this love never find me

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

Principal Belding passed away last week, somebody check on Mr. Feeny

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Nia is alternate universe Raquel who doubled down and married Sandoval and now is just endlessly pregnant in Santa Clarita hell with an untalented man who hates you #thevalley

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

Can’t unhear my psychopathology professor saying Daddy Freud

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

Rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a bazooka

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

“I’ve been chased by plenty of men, but I haven’t been caught yet.”

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

RIP Dolly Parton

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

God bless good lighting

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

your whore name is your first name followed by your last name.

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

RIP feisty meatball #rip #hayden

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

And for the final step in my skincare routine... sharing a pillow with someone who just licked their own ass

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

Historic levels of mosquitos, historic levels of rain
#yeg historically lame

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

@Andy Did Michelle try and get Jesse’s attention by getting naked in front of him and on the bus and dancing at the bar because she wants to feel validated and undermine his relationship with lacy

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

@Andy We can all point fingers but each cast member should name something they did that was forgiven despite it being “unforgivable”

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

Learning that the brain has a consistency of soft butter was a fact I could do without 🤯

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

Me: I’m not going to spend any money today
School: you owe us $800
Me: well… fuck

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

snapchat be like “a year ago today u thought this red flag was ur soulmate”

[𝕁𝕌𝕃𝕀𝔸 @JuliaGoolia89]

All quiet on the frontal lobe