Julian Simpson

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@I_amMukhtar If your gonna base accusations on evidence - which you normally do - make it decent evidence

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@I_amMukhtar Not really, that guy is clearly a lunatic…

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@PatrickChristys To be honest, I’m not amazed you’re amazed - bellend

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@RupertLowe10 It’s hilarious that you think anyone gives a shit what you think - haha, bit like me and this tweet… roll on the porn bots

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@KTHopkins Go and splash yourself you loose cunted, decrepit amoeba

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@RobertJenrick You are the humiliation of every British person, you awful, diseased ball bag

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@SuellaBraverman Irony is a key part of British identity though, so maybe you do qualify

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@SuellaBraverman You’re a migrant, under members of your party’s rules, you fucking bellend

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@TRobinsonNewEra Is an immigrant taking his job? Cos I can’t spend all day fucking about in the sea… cos I have a job

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@I_amMukhtar Does he have a job - or is this paid leave? If so, good on him for not stinking up Benidorm on his own time

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@elonmusk Christ, why are you people- and bots - so simplistic and so stupid? Oh yeh, cos money.

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This self-inflicted existential psychodrama is the best thing The BBC has produced in years.

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@gavinesler @terrychristian This era is going to be written about and studied in future as to what the hell can happen with the right circumstances - unless the right circumstances mean this era, or any other, will ever be written about

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@11138alan @Heccles94 It’s not envy, it’s complete, uncontrollable and unfair disparity - it wouldn’t even be difficult for these problems to be removed if the super rich abided by the rules the vast majority are forced to - and that many of them put in place.

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@RanTeeThree I’d cut down on the avocados and lattes then pal.

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@therealmissjo Do you mean the one not dressed in full uniform?

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@KTHopkins Ahahaha, you really don’t have a fucking clue do you - you think it’s only/predominantly immigrants on FSM? You’ve absolutely no fucking idea love. I don’t usually reply to blue ticks but this is twattery on a whole other level.

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@MichelleRoder14 Yes, Shell, good on ya girl. Hope anyone hurt turns out okay - all those speculating and trying to score political points can do one.

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@jk_rowling I’ve long said the problem with social media is it gives a voice to those who’d otherwise be sat out in the wild shouting at their shoes - don’t be the shoe that shouts back…

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@chrisotherwise @BSmithBenS Plus, what does frequency brain attacks even mean? Maybe the cloud chemicals are already taking their effect