Julia Gorton

#waleg hot takes usually in the form of Taylor Swift lyric or a Drake line. It’s a niche audience, I get it. Advocate for forever staying 6 feet from strangers

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

But honestly, Noah was robbed. I’d like to see the scores. LOOK AT THE GRIM REAPER!! The rat and the spider in the crawl space?! Perfection.

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

This is literally the greatest press release from the Dept. of Health in at least 3 years.

[Washington State Department of Health @WADeptHealth]

We congratulate the winners of the Northwest Radon Poster Contest. The contest was an opportunity for 9 to 14-year-olds to creatively raise awareness of the harmful effects of elevated indoor radon levels.

Details: https://t.co/uf7HroRLJy

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

Finnegan = creative genius

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

The taco burger can unite us all. #waleg @TacoTimeNW

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

Hospitality industry urges lawmakers to act on public safety | The Seattle Times #waleg https://t.co/AIRoV6bdCG

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

@DevonElise Don’t even get me started. I know a lot of people who went to the John Mayer concert last week and they all have sad tired eyes now. He should apologize for that too.

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

If we’re going to start holding actors accountable for their actions, then let’s start with Matt Damon. #Oscars

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

I do not care about the daylight savings time debate, and I wish we would stop wasting time talking about and debating an issue that means so little in context to what Americans are actually facing. #endrant

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

Your local hospitality businesses are still desperately in need of your support! #waleg

[Tacoma News Tribune @thenewstribune]

Worker shortages and debt load are combining with pandemic to create pressure. https://t.co/pcsKnFHRoM

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

@SimoneReports No, because the line was ALWAYS busy!

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

Big cut off week energy happening, and it’s only day 3 #waleg let’s bring back #walegbuddies and sock tweets.

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

An meanwhile, in Bellevue we can’t attend an actual Christmas parade without being screamed at to repent or burn. What a time to be alive!

[The Seattle Times @seattletimes]

A Facebook posting by a Leavenworth restaurant co-owner has escalated into two religion-advocacy groups warning of the “erasure of Christmas customs” and the bringing of “demonic influences” into the tourist town’s annual holiday festivities. https://t.co/lnB4wTMc7l

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

The *audacity* of attempting another holiday vacation the year after you forget your youngest child, leaving him #homealone to defend himself against the wet bandits…and another year flying first class while your bratty kids are unsupervised in coach.

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

@rdslazaro @rdslazaro not even realizing this has become a Diamond Dogs sesh is so meta. Thanks for barking at us!

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

And here we are again, in the house hearing seats
Back before we lost the one real thing we really need
Our coffee drink, I was there
I remember it all too well
Face to face, we were there
You remember it all
Damn those stairs, you were there
You remember it all

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

POV: you’re lobbyist in a toxic relationship with #waleg and the 10 min version of #AllTooWell hits different:

Cause here we are again in the middle of the night,
We’re standing on the third floor passing rumors are we right?
On the stairs, I was there
I remember it all too well

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

And you call me up again just to reverse your position
So casually cruel in the name of minimizing opposition
I’m a crumpled up floor note waiting here
Cause I remember it all too well

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

POV: you are the @RedistrictingWA trying to enchant @WACourts:
🎵Please don’t adopt someone else’s ma-ap
Please don’t get a special “mapster” for you-ou
Please don’t adopt someone else’s ma-ap
Please don’t get a special mapster for you-ou🎵 #waleg #walegsongs #walegnerd

[Julia Gorton @JuliaVClark]

It makes sense, Taylor Swift is releasing the 10 minute version of All Too Well and a short film to go along with it. Should be a national holiday anyway IMO.

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

Seattle is now joining the wave of unexpected Friday school closures. The district said it can't do classes because so many staff members are taking the day off.